Forced Discipline

[Nyarwath]

@Afro

As for me nilikua na smoke fire wood. Yoe see,some plants huwa na a soft core where termites eat their way through. When that ka stick iko kwa moto,moshi huanza kutokea the other end. I’d take and smoke that

:D:D:D:D:D weeee

[gashwin]

@pamba

Just wondering hii strong winds marsabit huko turbi hills kuenda north horr serikali haiwezi tengeneza stima inufaishe kina bingwa scrotum @gashwin?

Si ndio ingine imeshikiwa Loiyangalani?

[Okwonkwo]

@Nyarwath ile hekaya ingine hukumaliza

[Nyarwath]

@Okwonkwo

@Nyarwath ile hekaya ingine hukumaliza

Gani hiyo mkubwa?

[Ken_Sarro]

@Nyarwath

:D:D:D alafu unashinda na boner throughout ama?

The root is spongy halafu harufu ya mukombero huwa flavoured kidogo.

[Ken_Sarro]

@Nyarwath

:D:D:D alafu unashinda na boner throughout ama?

The root is spongy halafu harufu ya mukombero huwa flavoured kidogo.

[Nyarwath]

@Ken_Sarro

The root is spongy halafu harufu ya mukombero huwa flavoured kidogo.

:D:D:D I’ve just realized that this village is full of smokers going by the confessions

[Ken_Sarro]

@Nyarwath

:D:D:D I’ve just realized that this village is full of smokers going by the confessions

most of us grew up in the village trying all sorts of things.

[Giggz]

@Deorro

kids in ocha smoked every leaf from Lantana Camara to eucalyptus

It was very chic to smoke like a “big” man.

[system]

@Giggz

It was very chic to smoke like a “big” man.

Nilijaribu thrown cigarette butt once, let’s just say that was the end of me n smoking to date. Ile kukohoa nilikohoa, I thought I was dying

[Giggz]

@Shamsudin

So sad. Nyanza ndio huniuma Sana coz Kuna endless opportunities. Wenyeji especially men zao tu Ni bunge la wananchi na polygamy

By the way what pains me most is they have some of the best politicians,scholars, natural resources but few visionary leaders to direct their energies.

[system]

@gashwin

Is it something like this?

http://www.africanfarming.net/images/x8511022346_47dc18a85d_z.jpg.pagespeed.ic.79aZMgL_T_.jpg

Ino ni nduutu muthee

[Nattydread]

@Nyarwath

:D:D:D alafu unashinda na boner throughout ama?

Hapana, ipii zingefanya nduthi-orgy, yaani palmela-gang-bang.

[Abba]

@Nyarwath

I was very popular among kids in the village whenever I was home, a fact that made the village bully really mad at me.
I was not a coward though he was bigger than me and that’s what earned me respect. I could stand my ground whatever the circumstances.

There’s a day we planned with my cousin to teach the bully a lesson to settle some scores.
There’s a place in the bushes where he had a swing. The swing itself was an old sisal rope with a small wooden plank for his butt. This is where the bully used to chill alone, it was a no go zone for children. The perfect place for our revenge mission.
Just below the swing was a small anthill and in front of it was a bush of thorns(kule home tunaziita matata).

We went up the tree where the swing was tied, loosened it and undid the knots which made it firm. After that tukaenda tukajificha in a millet farm at a safe distance to wait and watch the imminent drama.
Hapo kwa millet farm, we embarked on looking for ochondo(I don’t know how its called in another language). Ochondo is that millet head which turns black and unproductive, we used to hijack them before they matured and eat them raw, very sweet back then. We literally opened millet heads to inspect if the lump was ochondo or millet.

Finally the guy showed up bouncing, his shirt unbuttoned, smoking pawpaw leaves rolled in a newspaper with cotton as filter. We kept still ndio asituone, literally lying on our bellies. He went straight to his swing, stifled the nonsense he was smoking and put it back into his breast pocket. He mounted the swing, made himself comfortable and drew it back as far as standing on his toes, then swung forward. He launched himself forward with force so that the swing could gather momentum since there was no one to push him apige start.
He swung twice, gathering pace in each move.
He swung back further na swing ilipofika mwisho, it snapped on the forward move sending the guy into the bush of thorns with so much force hadi alipotelea ndani, leaving his shirt at the top of the bush.

We burst out laughing at our heroics. We shot up jumping and chest thumping, little did we know the damage we had inflicted on the poor fellow.
We went to inspect the damage only to hear him crying deep inside the bush, we couldn’t see him coz he was deep inside.

We couldn’t help so we ran home and alerted his elder brother. He came and looked at the situation then ran back home to bring a panga to clear the bush and more guys to help him.
When they finally got him, he was red all over, bleeding and limp.

We kept quiet knowing the consequences if anybody found out it was our mission. Instead, we were praised for raising the alarm coz bila hivo, he could’ve died there.
Heshima ilidumu kuanzia hiyo siku and nobody knew this story until it settled.

:D:D niliwahi tesa another bully hapo Shinyalu road . He is limping mpaka wa leo. It’s been 30 years and counting and every time we see him limping, I and my friend feel like we need to bury the guilt by opening up to him but if we remember the hell he used to give us na mbwa zake wacha tu. Will bring this hekaya another day

[gashwin]

@Kimakia

Ino ni nduutu muthee

niguo onanii ndiroragia kana niyo araugaga mariaga.

[system]

@gashwin

niguo onanii ndiroragia kana niyo araugaga mariaga.

Iyo una ngombe dingitikira kuriaa

[Walker]

@Abba

:D:D niliwahi tesa another bully hapo Shinyalu road . He is limping mpaka wa leo. It’s been 30 years and counting and every time we see him limping, I and my friend feel like we need to bury the guilt by opening up to him but if we remember the hell he used to give us na mbwa zake wacha tu. Will bring this hekaya another day

Hekaya njoo

[Nyarwath]

@Kimakia

Iyo una ngombe dingitikira kuriaa

Mi nangoja updates za yule chic mjaka(lawyer) na wewe uko hapa na kelele, hebu tuambie kama you’ve been friend zoned ama ulipewa slices ukaingia mitini. Hiyo hekaya ikuom faster faster! Ala!

[Nyarwath]

@Nattydread

Hapana, ipii zingefanya nduthi-orgy, yaani palmela-gang-bang.

:D:D:D yaani nduthi ilianza kitambo hivo

[Ken_Sarro]

@Abba

:D:D niliwahi tesa another bully hapo Shinyalu road . He is limping mpaka wa leo. It’s been 30 years and counting and every time we see him limping, I and my friend feel like we need to bury the guilt by opening up to him but if we remember the hell he used to give us na mbwa zake wacha tu. Will bring this hekaya another day

Yani you crippled someone Omwami? Hata kama ni punishment hii yako na ya Nyarwath are life endangering. Infact yako is life changing!