For The Old Timer's Sake....

I’ve never liked the idea of being a step father but you see this boy…his case is different…he has won my heart…

Senior Sex –

[I]The husband leans over and asks his wife,
“Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

Yes, she says, “I remember it well.”

OK, he says, “How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?”

“Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself,
he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in…
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
“Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”[/I]


huyu single mother natomba naingia karura

Jaruo Marenge leo umepost kitu ya maana.



No husband, no child, no boyfriend
No sex in 7years
Just church


She committed suicide overnight in Lekki.Nigeria. Folake Abiola, an accountant with GLO !..

A lonely life can really be depressing and suicide threatening, honestly may God continue to help us ni oo…
That’s why I don’t blame the party-goers, it’s really better to be a party freak than being depressed,
ladies especially single women please don’t kill yourself with loneliness, truly, sometimes we want to stay away from men due to their lies, etc but still it’s not worth it… if you know you don’t have a man of your own, please go out with friends, party, club, drink, if you like get high and sleep away your sorrow, life goes on…

Yes, I do! Dhungu Amenyakuwa Maziwa Kenya.… :D:D:D




[I]Australian-based Kenyan teacher Sylvia Mbithi aka Machakos20 weds her lover Richard.

The two walked down the aisle in a colorful wedding ceremony that was attended by family and invited friends in Australia.

The mother of one, who quit her teaching job in Thailand for the sake of her 59-year-old lover, said this was the best moment she has always dreamt of.

Wish them all the best in their new chapter of life.[/I]



Before you forgive her, remember that when it slipped out she returned it in very quickly herself…not forgetting she also moaned

Lame Joke Of the Day:


[I]A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out.

So they placed adverts and one afternoon, a dirty, a rough-looking man walked into the manager’s office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn’t come up with an idea, so he decided to give
the man a trial. He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine.

He took a sip and said, “It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.”

“That’s correct!” The manager exclaimed,
“We’ll give him another one let’s see.”

So he was given. He took a sip again and said, “It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope, oak barrels.”

“Incredible!” said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying,
“Go get some of your urine in a cup let’s see if he will get that.”

So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said,
“Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I’m not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy”.[/I]

Waruguru Kiai, an outspoken Kenyan author, was unimpressed after her crush, singer Jose Gatutura shared a photo with a mzungu woman.
Kiai wondered why he would go for a mzungu, yet she fainted after seeing him for the first time.

“If you want American English, I can weng weng hong hong from here to Ndunduri.” :D:D:D

"God punish you”: Waruguru Kiai upset by Jose Gatutura’s cute photo with mzungu
Waruguru Kiai, an outspoken Kenya