For men under 40

Gentlemen, if you are below 40 & find yourself so busy at work or business such that you ain’t got time for more than one woman, don’t worry. You’re about to become wealthy. Wealth & multiple women are mutually exclusive for men below 40!

NB: This post is not addressed to hood boys; loafers & freeloaders who still use the same door with their mums after age 24. By Collins Wanderi

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We await the ask knowing sage and guru @Gaines aamke from splurging vast amounts of money on social alcohol yesterday to beat you with wisdom from nyahururu

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Brown pilsner boy aliangukia waiter maraya jana, ile pnc ako nayo sidhani atatokea hii mtaa leo.

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Collins Wanderi is a bitter old man who served as a specialist officer for only 2 years but will always refer to himself as “Captain” Wanderi. All elders should ignore him

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Mungik si ugonge uyo kijana kende man? He’s ass thirsty like literally.

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weren’t you exposed as a fake birrionaire.

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Kukula lanye different Kila siku doesn’t count

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@Ngimanene-Na-matharo I imekupita aje na kuna elder apa unamjua mamake lazima atoe futhi kwa sabuni ndio aitumie

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Sijui kwa nini anaogopa kumtaja

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Mtu aguze kijana ndogo @mzeemashavu aone kivumbi

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Life if measured by another’s yardstick ceases to hold any purpose to the one it is intended

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So a pseudo motivational speaker is basing his whole life goals on women! Who told him we cant balance the two anyway…work and pleasure, simple. Why overwork yourself now with the sole aim of getting women after 40…a time when lifestyle diseases kick in? Getting women should never be the basis of your toil…have bigger goals.

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I am not even anywhere near a millionaire

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Hahaha …

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Just kidding

Mdosi @Thirimaii antaka kununua nyumba

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I thought I was the only one who had marked that pleb.

Mfungwa niaje? I missed you

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He’s not married. He doesn’t even have a girlfriend or a child. He lacks the emotional breadth to maintain a healthy interpersonal relationship. He’s a loser, fat, pudgy, and unhealthy.

Mtu hana bibi lakini kamwili ni round, shows you he spends his time drinking and seating around in mushene groups spreading the latest gossip.

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That explains it