Foods Fit For a Fisi (FFFF)

Sex & Relationships
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I start my fisi day, ok everyday, with:
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[li]Coffee for the blood pressure and flow[/li][li]2 boiled eggs (sometimes the hotel lacks this so i order an omellete) …mwanam’me ni protein …is my fave thing to say[/li][li]2 Big ripe bananas (The potassium is awesome for sex)[/li][/ul]
I have a recepie for a juice of some sort …here’s the ingredients
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[li]half kg of Hoho[/li][li]50 b0b of Dhania (Usually enough to last a family for a week)[/li][li]Garlic (4 bulbs, chinese sourced ju ni safi)[/li][li]Njugu (equatorial nuts ya 50b0b) [/li]
[li]Milk 1.5 Litre (i prefer KCC gold crown)[/li][li]Coconut water, and a ka small piece of coconut)[/li][li]Dates (0.75kg usually retails for 150 huku, dont go for the sticky ones. remove seeds before blending[/li][/ul]
Now blend this mixture and do not sieve.

Keep refridgerated

This drink apart from kusafisha damu, gives you a boner every time na ukianza safari na dame unasimamia Bujumbura hata uliza @bjurmann hizi vitu anajuanga)

Whats your FFFF?

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Wacha nitarudi kusoma maoni ya wanakijiji

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Hiyo kazi ni mingi…ufanye hivo vyote na labda dem anasema una chude pienga…wacha kuchukulia maisha serious bana its just sex.

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some small citizens who reside at mine would say “yuck” to this.

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Without garlic, dhania and hoho maybe.

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Rirre? Those citizens say the same to sugarless porridge. It is like a fad or something that is discussed in tiny citizens’ chamas.

Anyhow, who thought of such a mix?

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Kuna ingine ati wheat grass inaongezwa, acha niachie mbuzi all types of grass since ntaikula pia.

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D good. thought so too. A standard meal with all important nutrients should be good enough for anyone. There’s this gym-going, bicep-displaying group of people who believe raw eggs are drinkable.

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Wheat grass is amazing and the results are quick to see. Mayai excess sii poa. I have seen a guy eat eight boiled ones after clearing a food platter eti ni jamaa wa gym. That is food abuse.

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[FONT=Courier New]hii kasi miingi, kula water melon mingi, thank me latter[/FONT]

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malenge pia muhimu

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Hizo vitu ni nyingi …kwa wasee wa ngamia

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Just crunch some fee garlic cloves on ur mouth,utafeel kama Superman

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Aiiii kula njugu na wacha stress whats all that just to get a bonner

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Sugarcane juice mixed with amra lime,garlic and tumeric,no water.just 300ml per day of the mixture… thank me in two weeks

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Mahindi choma imekauka ni mambo yote