Food and sex

Watu hujipiga kifua over some really trivial, inconsequential things. Ata nikule sahani moja na wewe ukule sahani mia moja, results ni zile zile, kushiba ni ile ile, you’ll just $hit more than me!
And In fact the most meaningful one is the first one only.

Nugu hii ndio sageti best vegetables ever .[ATTACH=full]354496[/ATTACH]

It’s before 8am and I am having my ugali with múrenda and managu for breakfast. Nisimame wapi

Swahili ddl babaa ama namna gani,amesema filamu za ngono zatoa hamu ya kutombana hajasema kuangalia ndo kukomaa kwa mtu

Don’t panic elders. You can be lethal if you work on your weight and diet.

I just got sex with no strings for the next few months. I have never done post 3 shots in a session but I take quite sometime in between.[ATTACH=full]354518[/ATTACH]

Enigma was mofaya when he used to live in Mtwapa. Once had a bajuni girl. She used to literally run to my place whenever I called her. She loved the anaconda so much that she would take meds to delay her ps in case the Enigmas call came through and her menses were almost due.
She was easy maintenance, miraa tu na smirnoff vodoski and chilling in the bedroom listening to old bongo music kwa CD ya mp3. Once fuaked her a record 7 times from Friday night to Saturday 6am.8 years later getting it up for round three inakuanga shida kiasi.

Polygamy was all about pu$$y tightness… the older women actually understood that they could no longer satisfy their husbands with their loose poosies and hence encouraged them to find young virgins… wanawake wa siku hizi hawataki kukubali hiyo

As in really cousin. Twambie tu kaa ni wewe buda. elimu kwetu sote

the threshold has been confirmed to be actually two.

it is the only thing that is sexual :D:D

It should be two. Skuodi ya kwanza ni ya kukaskizia [tamu kama sunguch au la?] Ya pili ni ya kujionyesha u shupavu and spend an hour or an hour and a half pounding her nyaus mercilessly. Ya tatu na nne ni ya idlers…jobless men…etc etc

Autocorrect boss

Iza boss,my bad

Hii ni ukweli…I actually did a thread about it go check Why married men cheat - Sex & Relationships - Kenya Talk … that’s why siku hizi ata celebrities wanazaaa through CS and through surrogates wasiharibie bwana zao chakula