fombe ya nyumbani haileweshi

i have been drinking since two.
i am on my sixth napoleon and i can still type in a straight line.
the only thing thing i cunt find ni crocodile clips that connect my battery to the bulb.
drinking in total darkness.
it rained cats and dogs.
i had to kuletewa pombe kwa nyumba na boda.
import imekataa kuja imesingizia kunanyesha.
taxi za hapa ni hizo gari zinanyesha ndani(bodaboda).
i wish i had another brand nichanganye.
skanking isnt helping much.
leo inakaa miye ndiye nitafungua usiku sacco

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wacha Napoleon …drink.vodka smirnoff

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he he he kawambui wewe ni mwenda wazimu

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Wapi mbisha ya total darkness…
There’s a higher probability hio Naps haijaiva…

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hapa hiyo ni mirage.
i use only that brandy na nguinness

hapa hiyo ni mirage.
i use only that brandy na nguinness

hehehe…
cunt deny nor confirm that i am indeed insane

Mijinga

Labda uliuziwa mzinga fake.

very high…
max nakunywa tano naona dimdim

ni carton ya quarters

Nakuonya ,nitakupiga headi moja mpaka down if you continue to irritate me

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brare fucking enda ukatishe chokora wenzako.
mutura wewe.
nilikwambia unapiganga viwete na hupaswi kujigamba

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Naps sita ni ngori hiyo liver yako itaungua kama nyama choma

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KAA UKIJUA MIMI NI HEAVYWEIGHT

Mm nikuwa Kenya naps mbili ilikuwa inaniwesa…Am not a makali fan anyway juu unilemea. Naps tatu nilikuwa nauma black out. Izo days naps ilikuwa 85bob…saizi nima ngapi?

kama methuselah who lived nearly a millenia 963yrs mimi.ndiye nani?

heavyweight kwako chooni.
enda ukate weight.
umenoneshwa na mavi

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heavyweight kwako chooni.
enda ukate weight.
umenoneshwa na mavi

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hiyo ni kitambo saaana.
inacost 180-230 depending na how far you are from the depiot