Flying With Gio

Today, I borrowed my good friend @KUNGU THE PILOT’s private jet and managed to fly around the world in just under 2 hours (mbicha attached).

Even while flying, I wasn’t just sitting ndeeeee in the cockpit. I managed to come up with a cure for HIV, found a permanent solution to the Middle East crisis and with my bare hands, grabbed a marabou stork that was flying beside my jet. I will marinate it, then use dragon fire to roast it (dragon fire gives meat a very distinct taste). I will then serve this meal to some venture capitalists who’re jetting in to invest in my company. I know they’ll love my prototypes.

Guys, I love my life!! I mean, wow!!Just wow!!!

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kwani @Gio has become the village punching bag, lets give the brother a break now

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Hehehe and dong forget we will later race on our bikes

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I thot you had shrubbed 'Frying with @Gio

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Umejaribu but unfortunately for you, the Beer Mugfull guys are ahead of you…haya mambo walifanya kitaaambo!

Bro, ile siku tutagundua hio Glenfiddich wewe huchocha nayo kumbe huwa KC coconut tu ya kawa, you’ll have your turn. Kwa sasa kuwa mpole.

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And since when is plagiarism a crime???

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Sema, usijali learn and come back better. Tuko pamoja.

hehehe, shiver my timbers

if i ever get put to task it will be due to something else and not my poison, that much i can tell you without fear of ever contradicting my self

I like your humour.

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I believe you sir.

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Bro, hapo kwa ‘dong forget’ nini inaendelea?

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hehe typo

Hii kijiji itamalisa mimi kapisaa hata kazi hapa kwa ofisi nikama nashindwa… hehehe

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ok admean unaenjoy kutajwatajwa?

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Wenye Gio alichota slices kwao waongee na nanamimpa.

@Gio = @wong

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