Today, I borrowed my good friend @KUNGU THE PILOT’s private jet and managed to fly around the world in just under 2 hours (mbicha attached).
Even while flying, I wasn’t just sitting ndeeeee in the cockpit. I managed to come up with a cure for HIV, found a permanent solution to the Middle East crisis and with my bare hands, grabbed a marabou stork that was flying beside my jet. I will marinate it, then use dragon fire to roast it (dragon fire gives meat a very distinct taste). I will then serve this meal to some venture capitalists who’re jetting in to invest in my company. I know they’ll love my prototypes.