Flaccid Boobs

Once fell in love with a girl during my campus years, good manners, treats you like a King. Everything was right and I had the feeling that she was my soul mate. However, secrets can ruin a seemingly perfect arrangement. When the lady started unleashing the secrets that’s when everything started to crumble. First, she confessed of having had a miscarriage in earlier years, bitter pill but I swallowed. However, the problem came during lovemaking…undressing the lady for foreplay and all over sudden her past unfolds in your eyes. The flaccid breasts…in deep seated regrets I would proceed and make love to her like it’s nothing. Though in her eyes, I could read that she had a dark past and she felt bad for it.

Thinking of those breasts were a sure way to spoil any good feelings I had at that moment mainly coz I felt I was taking the punishment for someone else’s errors. Think of it this way…all men love boobs, beautiful firm boobs despite the size and it’s in our DNA, Ktalk Docs can attest to this. While this wasn’t a basis to end the relationship, nilivumilia until I learnt that the chiq had a kid somewhere, and that was my escape route since she kept it a secret for months.

I promised myself never to settle for less. Kama dem hakam with the full package intact, then we can’t be. With the rampant issues kama abortion, u never know who you’ll settle with. Unaeza pata dem alishaharibu uterus by unnatural causes by the time u tie the knot. Also, the only flaccid boobs I can tolerate will be for my wife after giving birth to our child…hizo ntazipenda sana, not a random stranger.

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You should love her for her inner beauty… blah blah blah… Me too I would never date a woman who does not turn me on in the least bit. Personality is good for friendship lakini sex ni muhumu sana.

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Even a brand new car, road test Lazima! Inaweza kuwa inatoa moshi! !! Thogora ni maitho na kuhutia.

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Dem akitoa ball ama azae lazima zisag nazichape. Sadness of wife. Wait kwanza uone tumbo ya dem a mezaa either naturally or c. Turn off kabisa.

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Road test ni ya maana…that’s why hatudai virgins but someone coming with some slight experience. Ubaya ni if this girl overindulges during her youth and isn’t wise to use a condom or family planning techniques. Coz Alpha males hapana chukua salvage (Ranks, 2016).

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Kweli…though kama amechapa as a result of giving me a son then hapo inakubalika na I’ll see her beauty beyond the imperfections. But kama ni any Jane Doe then haiwezi.

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Na refurbished je? Iko sawa?

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This sword you are wielding is double edged some other nigga will subject your sister, daughter to such think about it.

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mi nangoja vile pink handles watasema …i reckon mostoem wako flaccid mbaya

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Hapa unatumia theory za kutetea damaged goods.

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Kila mtu atabeba Mzigo yake…Kwa daughter, the best I’ll do is to give her good advice and raise her well. There’s an age ikifika she’ll make her own decisions na hapo liability doesn’t lie with you.

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Hapa hawezi scroll hata. :D:D

Sio wote chief . I know many single mothers ambao bado wame maintain mwili.Read one of my hekayas where i talked about banging a singo mother who had given birth thru c-section. That mama wueh. Sio uslim sheddy, matiti firm and coomer tight…ngai fafa Maryanne nilipenda sana nakumiss

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Bana, am not Jesus to suffer for someone else’s mistakes or past decisions.

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Wanakuwanga few sana, being the expert there kubali, au sio?

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Yes

Its not theory it’s the truth he stated his truth and I told him what is bound to happen.

Haha hapa u mean surgery? Coz Kenya kurefurbish ni tricky due to cost. But bado hio tumekataa mzito.

Some will have a rejoinder about flaccid deeks

Watch this space

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That you will do and necessary for every parent to advice their child on such issues but when it happens will affect you.