Fish Breathing...

Things that flow in my mind do confound me. I pride myself in my ability to breath through my mouth. Let’s call her Shiko. Beautiful gal but had manly hands. Inconsistent with the so feminine deportment. Ferk me,ferk me she used to say. I had not yet discovered what power my tongue could have a woman… Shiku made me learn how to breath with my mouth like a fish. Despite doing every thing including taking showers together ndio nimuoshe mimi mwenyewe. You see everytime I went all doggy on Shiku mnuko ya shonde use to hit me like a tonne of bricks. That’s how I came to learn how to breath like a fish which came in handy especially when I hooked up Kyna. By then I had discovered that my tongue was meant to taste everything including mbocos. I was introduced to tasting mbocos by her. She had this mboco that would make Japanese men green with envy. And she liked the feel of the tongue on the big penis like mboco. She would clasp my head between her thighs and Its Le Scumbag be damned until she flowed like a flash flood in her cum. How I did not die of drowning only the gods know. But my tounging experience came in handy when Jacky decided that I had done enaf of chasing her for the nunu to warrant a dicking…noo,a cunting. There I was tasting mboco like its was the last of the legumes on earth when she held on to my head willing my tongue to grow a little longer as she came. But that was normal. What was abnormal was when she said that she could not feel her legs. Panic mode set in immediately. My tumescent two incher which was standing at attention ready for action suddenly went flaccid. Faster than Bolt doing the 50meter dash… There I was thinking ngai,nimeumiza mtoto wa wenyewe. But it was just a reaction to her coming. After a few minutes,the feelings in her legs returned.
Zile vitu nimeona…Mungu tu aliona na mimi. Am lucky I was nowhere near the 6th floor shamba on a hill ya @Mrs4thletter or the garden estate of @Luther12 They would giving stories of giants that they can not substantiate without mbicha or diagram.
Oh,I have not an iota of evidence whatsoever that the above shenanigans are true,false,real or imagined. There could be some half truths and whole lies somewhere in there…

And it goes on and,on and on and on…

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Wacha nikapike supper :D…na si mboco prissss

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??? kijana achana na bhangi

Kwani binadamu wana maharagwe? Kama wanazo, pika za mmea pekee.

Going down on a woman should be reserved for that special one. Chunga HPV. Read Michael Douglas’ story about his throat cancer.

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HALAFU UKIMALIZA KUPIKA?

Acha tu niskize Demakufu kabla nivae my Sahara partying boots, Sato mzima people whining. Nkt.

hehehe… introduce me to your supplier

I hope you have read the statement ‘I have not an iota…bla bla bla’…

hehehe…
beside the fodafoda mixing your grey matter with the other matters it seems shiku had already messed your sense of smell and thats why you didnt smell the boda before it hit you.

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Don’t forget he was a smoker and drinker…
All of that combined increase risk of oral cancer from HPV.
And not all HPV strains cause cancer of the mouth or foot of the mouth…

I will have double of what you had sir:D:D:D

nigga was smoking cigars and sucking d ick
don’t blame that Shi t on nyau.

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@Swansea umeskia. Kanyau is not to blame. :D:D:D:D
Thanks @Patrome

Its Le Scumbag… Thanks for making my day. Am sure all villagers here have come across a mboco inatoa aromat hazielewki.

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You are welcome @Some Say lakini learn how to tag a village properly. You always put @ before the villager’s name.

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I was typing quickly with one hand and the other was holding arimis. But i get you niqqah.

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enda ugongwe na boda mara mbili basi, gavana…by the way project @byro 2017 bado iko?

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Soo many things coming up this year but updates zitakam tu.

you sir uko na wild imagination