what or how was your first ever tasting of alcohol unfolded?
Mine was way back on 31st Dec 2003 while joining form2 had two friends who had just completed fourth so Ilikuwa celebration galore fast forward hiyo Dec Tumepiga kibarua(tea plucking) 4ksh/kilo had accumulated around kshs300.
Here the D-day it was at around 8pm we were at the local den kujiseti kwa meza and ordered Guiness ndogo 30min later I was done not withstanding the unpleasant taste then realised I’m feeling the ulevi…told my guys sijalewa Niko fiti now decided to taste Mang’a drowned 2 glasses each 20 Bob of Vienna.
After a while decided to pee Kuamka na stagger Ile mbaya Nikagonga down then nigga decided we attend a kesha 1.5km away.
After leaving for kesha I could hardly walk on a straight path Mara Niko kwa mtaro naanguka by the time we arrived kwa kanisa each one was on his own… mimi kuingia kwa church napata iko full I was shown somewhere at the corner to sit on some sand then started asking those next to me if they had seen my friends.
A nigga came over told to shut up I was now so high all I could was noise everything was moving very fast in circles then Niliskia kutapika Nikatoka nje mbio… on trying kujiforce kutapika Niliskia zi nataka Kunya… removed the trouser tried to force but nothing.
Kuvaa trouser Ile kuangalia kando Nikaona a nigga kumuita akaniinua ndio twende home… kutembea Ilikuwa shinda nadai tu maji… some of the nigga who knew me just pushed away wakiona vile nimelewa wanaskia Vibaya coz wako sober.After struggling to walk finally I was home na kulala woke up very late on 1st 2004 with one hell of a headache didn’t know that was the so called hangover.
Met my friends the following day ndio Ilikuwa kupeana hekaya how we parted ways,one of the nigga puked just outside the house after coming and the grass had a yellow patch for one week.
Nimewachia hapo pa Ati ulikuwa Form 2 in 2003!
I am so nervous Right Now i am sweating like a Prostitute in Church!
Im definitely getting too old for this shit!..
Sijawahi lewa hadi nikatoa trouser kudenki. Pombe yako ilikuwa na mihadharati.
@Njambaz huthu niaje
continue sweating
continue sweating
That thing called Vienna Ilikuwa wazimu
Niaje ango na mimi si huyo nyangau
You were extremely drunk but can still recall all thst you did? Sisi apana maasai.
Hahaha…
true dat, bado iko?
Form 2 in 2003? Yaani about 15-16 years old?
iko but bottled with 15%a/c
Yep and since bado nalewa
Extremely drunk but sikujisahau
inonekana ulisomea pahali central prov because we used to sneak from school usiku tunaenda tao, buy the vienna and pack it kwa minyore ka fefte. Tunasunda kwa ma back packs tunaenda kkuzia wasee chuo. This mostly happened on sato wasee wakiwa entertainment.
Sio kwa ubaya, but I detest people who cannot handle themselves after taking just a little alcohol.
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My favorit-ish bottle at this time of the month :D:D
cunt remember