i love her but saa tumekosana
it all started yesterday alinikalisha stage jana usiku for two hours a journey i estimate takes at most 45 mins and after tumeet she didnt even apologise nikaimeza tu.now i normally go to work on sundays lakini i had told i would try seek an off i failed even went to the clinic kucheki beshte yangu aniandikie sick off he wasnt there.so i told her itabidi nirush job mapema nirudi mbio asap she grinned akanishow sawa nikampush hadi kwao.
a few minutes after kufika kejani akanishow pole kulate na anajua ndiyo maana nilijam nikaamua kwenda job.so told her the truth.after a few minutes akanishow kuna shida ya stima kwao so kesho yote atakuwa mteja.i love her n trust her totally.right now ako mteja.so nitapitia kwao hoping nitampata fingers crossed…but nikimkosa ntareason na ile “Theory ya biro” alafu niende church
unacheswa…alipata sponsor ndio atakuwa mteja…
will know in a few hrs
You are not the only one fetching water from that stream…Maoni tu,you can go hang nitakuchangia pesa ya kamba.
Hahaha…izaa jo
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#Stolen pale twitter…my Oomf tweeted this->
Ninja imeshop jana vimwendaa halafu dem anamwambia ameitwa shags hadi Wednesday
Someone else is checking her temperature by dipping a thermometer in the frontal where-the-sun-don’t-shine.
Kucheswo 101!!
Jifunze kukula mapoko na upige Kawasaki Mara kwa mara. With time, you will develop this don’t care attitude towards women na shida zako zitaisha. Dame atakuletea but wewe utakuwa zile za DO I GIVE A FUCK!!!
Pole samaki pole, iko mtu anamla
Wanavyo kula mkiaaaaaa!!!
Wanakibiruabirua wanakula hata kama ni…
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Niaje FP, Be my Valentine.
ungemkamua when she turned up so its another guys turn leo…
Aaawwhh!! Sweet!! Of course…I was hoping you’d ask! Can we fuck already!!..
I read somewhere on telegram that dame ukiwa naye ni kama tu slice za mkate, unachukua pieces zako tano au sita halafu unaachia mafisi wengine wachukue zao pia. Bora ulishamwaga ndani, isikushtue brathe.
Huyo ni kijiko cha hotelini, au ukipenda muite gazeti.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE NA KAMA UNAKULANGA MKATE FULL MBILI KAMA MIMI, QUOTE OF THE MONTH …
poor analogy juu hiyo kitu hai-ishi kama mkate…
Fanya hivi, Mwambie simu yako unauza juu kashida na tutakuwa mteja for a month, kuna Jana analalisha chuma ndani. Tafuta wako boss.