Wadau i have 2000 kshs btwn now and 28th June…
28-12= 17 days of poverty
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Asande
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Anza ku attend events… beba food ya siku mbili ama tatu in advance kila weekend.
Hio thao mbili wacha ikuwe ya transport kuingia kazi asubuhi. Jioni shika mahindi choma piga kalesa hadi chokaa..
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Since screwing strange women as the month begins then starving and fundraising for the remaining 2-3 weeks is @ndovu’s normal, he should normalize baking hard biscuits and packing strips of sun-dried beef whenever going to work, like a man going to war in the wilderness, where he must live off the land, drinking dew and urine, and eating insects, flowers and wild berries.
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Like they used to do nyakati za Moses
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This here is some underrated advice to hooves eaters. Tukiwa MI6 while on deployment to remote locations, we would kill Bisons and antelopes and make biltongs to last us for days on end.
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Itabidi ukuje calabash uuze mkia kama side hustle
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Uko na Shots kumi bado hapo Airport
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Nilifikiria we talkers are millionaires
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True, but that’s for real emergencies, you needed to have that light meat in your pack. Hii ya @Ndovu ni kucheza na maisha. If you live every 4 weeks like that you’ll be needing constant emergency rations for the next, er…four. Decades, that is.
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Mmesema @ndovu akule mapera kama vitamin na Flying termites kama protein 
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Calabash mna section ya wanaume kuuza mkia?
Asking for @dumbele; his book is not flying off the shelf.
I make that money in days. Kesho jioni nitakuwa nayo
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Since that money is not enough for anything, I will advise you visit information house first floor room f12 lipia massage na kuma, mwaga Hadi dhambi za shosho wako. Ukitoka hapo enda holy family basilica uthubu dhambi zako na uombe father zadaka.
17 days sio mingi. But don’t get tempted to sell your exhaust pipe. Utapewa appointment Nairobi women’s hospital
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