Fidelity

You have a wife

Ofcourse you two dont use protection; she gives you whole

You live together

Why do you need a side dish who only gives you with protection

Na hata akikupa bure, still unajishuku, kama mtu huoga nje uchi wa mnyama

Did waweru cheat on you?
Wait he did!
he burst his nut in kabush

You have spoken some sence Bingwa. Very true.

My side dish gives me whole too…win win

This is a mis-informed assumption.

You have conviniently ignored my last line:

“Na hata akikupa bure, still unajishuku, kama mtu huoga nje uchi wa mnyama”

No you have conveniently assumed that’s the case, the kujishuku part. Hapa hakuna kujishuku you eat slices pole pole in peace and go back home like a bauss

Kujishuku si kwa wife, ni magonjwa

Remember I talked of cervical cancer

Uko na wife na Utampatako Waweru