Ferk You @Meria Mata................Who's Your Dadii Now!

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Eti Elder Statesman! Hiyo kitu karibu ifanye nijinyonge last week.

How can the nigga have an exclusive title when all of us are stuck at 113 marks kama half-staff erection ya @gashwin akiona thighs za @Guru?

Well, well, well!

On this slow Wednesday, I, FieldMarshal CouchP, attained TWO likes for every comment I have ever posted here. That’s epic. NO OTHER TALKER HAS ACHIEVED THAT FEAT, NOT even that pretender to the throne, Meria.

And I am no Binjwa Rectum, mind you, farting this way and that way.

I demand to be recognised.

Ferk @Meria Mata!

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hahhahahhahah…baba niki? i recognize you…damn i still have the nightmares…

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An Elder doesnt throw tantrums like a spoilt 4 yr old brat.
An Elder is cool and composed all the time no matter what

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Am jealous, @Meria Mata, very jealous.

Lakini boohoo! I have TWO ‘likes’ for every comment. Take that!

(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! This is fun!)

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We already recognise you as the Kanyama…the MEAT. Though I don’t mind grandfathers of chokosh war.

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@FieldMarshal CouchP, what do you have to show for it?[ATTACH=full]34099[/ATTACH] u r a letdown to the elders…

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@Meria Mata Shika Hii pea Huyu Kijana Awache Kelele Mingi.
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just die in peace guka, your tombstone epitaph should read something like " I’ve finally gotten to the bottom of things"

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At this rate there won’t be much to differentiate.

Couch…‘Am MIT ( most influential talker’).

Bingwa…‘Am the fastest made VE’ ( village elder).

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Gukaa you have a looooong way to go. i think huku utafika 2025
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by 2025 atakua ashakua vumbi upepo ukipiga

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Waaah!!! yaani kuna watu wako na likes 10k na mimi ni tatu tu…kwani mnalipwa???

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Guka throwing a tantrum
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[SIZE=7]stupid old man[/SIZE]

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Ngabu i see what you did there but haidhuru, ya mungu ni mengi, huenda ikawa…

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@Ice_Cube apatiwe cheo mpya [SIZE=1](Elder Statesman)[/SIZE]

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No, no, no NO! WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE NUMBER OF LIKES.

We are talking about the RATIO!

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Check my number of posts and do the maths. Bado hautoshi

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Kwani ulisomea kwa dirisha, @Meria Mata? Ebu take your number of likes and divide them by the number of posts, and then repeat for mine…

(He he he he, my dick is bigger than yours, and my dad is taller than yours too. Go figure).

#Kenyans4Trump

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Na eti hawa ni wazee smh!!