Fellow Birrioneas Only - Ruaka is a slum

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It is now official, Ruaka has been declared a slum by the KTALK birrioneas fraternity. http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/two-rivers-mall.21228/

It is therefore now illegal to be seen in or near the said slum and/or to date any chick that lives in or near the vicinity of that place.

Failure to adhere to these new rules and regulations will result in you being declared mtu ma-shida shida hivi and being stripped of your millionea/birrionea tag.

Pia watu wa kukopa 3k kwa mshwari (insert old monk here) na kukosa kulipa on time, tunawaona.

[SIZE=2]Na pia watu wa salo iko below 180k chungeni sana msikufe maskini [/SIZE]

Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

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But slum lords are the greatest. How do I collect my rent from the slum dwellers if I can’t be seen there?

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kwanu huna apartments westie hivi? kuja nikuuzie puloti Karen ujenge nyumba kadhaa hao za slum achia upcoming mirrioneas

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Wewe unatoka slum gani?

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Hii kijiji ni ya wendaa. Hehehe.

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statistics puts those earning over 100k per month as 300000 kenyans so how arrogant are you .even people earning less than that should be respected kumbuka one day you may sink back into poverty

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hahaha

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Kweli utoto ni kipawa

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Wee thank heavens I just moved

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to or from ruaka?

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umesahau wezi kama @kawambui

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From

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Sasa two rivers iko slum yani?

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No body,read billionaire can go shipping at Ruí Rwa aka

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