I had been promised slices by some cooomer donator.
Nikasema wacha nipitie garage ni fix hii jalopy kwanza… halaf nipitie kwake jioni nicharaze vitu.
Majamaa kwa garage huwa na mastory mob sana. Those lakeside guys be funny AF. Then this shinny eyed mama vending “oshoro” came along, tukapewa kikombe moja moja. Then story za hawa lakeside boys zika flow. … these slum dwellers iko na ndrama si haba.
Fixed, I drove off late aftee kwa kihiki understanding, kufika hivi! BOOOM! Msokoto wa tumbo… eish men, sijawai somkotwa na tumbo styiro hiyo!
I was driving a Subaru impreza. … halafu I puked… I puked and puked! I think I puked 20 liters… In less than an hour I was frail and wasted like a defo!
Ngeus was like "Kai kwani umekuja kukufa huku kwangu! "
Anyway… alinikorogea okoa ORS nikamtuma yeye Flagyl nikamezanga ikapoanga. Lakini after which nikapoa and left, psyche ya slices kwisha!
Mimi na chakula mwitu tumekosana. Pia slices za mid-week hapana!
Sometimes when something like that happens you are tempted to think that God or whatever you believe in is trying to shield you from problems e.g HIV, unwanted pregnancy or a smelly pussy
It could also be that the devil is trying to deny you a tight sweet pussy or she is the woman of your dreams yet he wants to shepherd you towards some selfish murderous bitch.