FCUK THIS SHIT

JANA

I had been promised slices by some cooomer donator.

Nikasema wacha nipitie garage ni fix hii jalopy kwanza… halaf nipitie kwake jioni nicharaze vitu.

Majamaa kwa garage huwa na mastory mob sana. Those lakeside guys be funny AF. Then this shinny eyed mama vending “oshoro” came along, tukapewa kikombe moja moja. Then story za hawa lakeside boys zika flow. … these slum dwellers iko na ndrama si haba.

Fixed, I drove off late aftee kwa kihiki understanding, kufika hivi! BOOOM! Msokoto wa tumbo… eish men, sijawai somkotwa na tumbo styiro hiyo!

I was driving a Subaru impreza. … halafu I puked… I puked and puked! I think I puked 20 liters… In less than an hour I was frail and wasted like a defo!

Ngeus was like "Kai kwani umekuja kukufa huku kwangu! "

Anyway… alinikorogea okoa ORS nikamtuma yeye Flagyl nikamezanga ikapoanga. Lakini after which nikapoa and left, psyche ya slices kwisha!

Mimi na chakula mwitu tumekosana. Pia slices za mid-week hapana!

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god saw you were about to commit a sin…

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siku ya nyani kufa.,…,

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Sometimes when something like that happens you are tempted to think that God or whatever you believe in is trying to shield you from problems e.g HIV, unwanted pregnancy or a smelly pussy

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Fixt

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Pole sana, I hope tumbo imepoa sasa.

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:D:D:D

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Gwegwe weka hekaya

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nashuku hio uji ilikuwa na kinyafuero eliminator (handa pants).

Some of these comments be funny as fuck:D:D:D

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Are you related to@Pepopunda?

No. Who is pepopunda?

I smell mutura in the equation

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Maliza hekaya omwami.

Sawasawa

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Haiya!

Last August, I decided to show solidarity on site and joined the fundis in their mayai-kachumbari snack, even paid for them. Wacha!!

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Na samosa za nyama the ones peddled in the pub! Ogopa sana

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god’s of egypt ama

It could also be that the devil is trying to deny you a tight sweet pussy or she is the woman of your dreams yet he wants to shepherd you towards some selfish murderous bitch.

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Ungesema unaenda church tumbo haingekuuma

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