Woke up kindu 8pm after a deep sleep, mwanaume akikamua kitu vizuri amwage mpaka CSF (celebrolspinall fluid) lazima alale, turned over kachukua taxin karudisha kwa mdomo kaongezea na ka Big G kadogo and then replayed the events of that afternoon in my mind, mjouls ikaanza kusimama tena, could still smell her perfume on my sheets. Kajipa shugli kiasi ya kutengeza ka supper ka bachelor kisha nikatoka kaelekea base ya weed, I needed a dose. Kama kawa majamaa kuniona walifurahi, kawasanifia kolomboo kadhaa alafu headed back to man cave, kwa chocholo kapita mmama na buibui, sikua na shugli naye ata but nikiwa a few paces ahead kaskia naitwa “yaani Meria siku hizi una maringo namna hiyo” Jeeeeso, ilikua sauti ya Saumu, dadake Fauzia.
I stopped to let her catch up with me, “babe watoka wapi usiku” kauliza. Kumbe alikua atoka tuition, exams were around the corner na mzeiya wake alikua amemtaftia tuition after school. Our pace slowed drastically fisi instincts took over kaanza kuwinda prey, karusha mistali kadhaa vile hua nampenda lakini naogopa buda ke, my stars were aligned properly that day, Saumu akasema pia yeye hua anani admire sana, kaongezea how she loves how I work hard to get money na alikua tu anagojea ile siku tutawes kuongea.
how much luck can a man get in a day, with roho ikidunda I put an arm around her waist, no resistance, kamvuta karibu, no resistance again, katema taxin fwaster faster and gave her a wet kiss, ile response nilipata wacha tu, Saumu melted in my arms hadi mimi nikaanza kushake, we nearly fell. Hapo hapo kamwambia tuende kwangu it was a long shot but iliingiana, nyumba za Kiswahili hua na backdoor na hapo ndio tulipita, kuingia man cave nikifunga mlango I thanked Ngai wa Kirinyaga mara kaa fayfte in my heart niundu wakunyonekanira muthenya uchio.
Keja ya Meria vile mnajua haikua na kitim we had to sit on the bed, it took like 5 minutes kabla buibui itoke, under that Saumu alikua amevalia tracksuit Adidas, hii kutoa took like half an hour, I promised the whole world, haki babe mimi nitakuoa takupeleka my farm rumuruti where kuna orchard matunda hua tunaokota chini na hatimaye pantie nikateremsha, infront of me was ayouger better version of Fauzia, said a silent prayer kaanza kupet kitu. Saumu alikua anaruka nikuguza honey pot kamwambia atulie, don’t know how I lost my trouser and boxer lakini tulijipata naked kwa bed in a wrestling match, Saumu alikua harusu kitu iingie, kaa sio vile nilikua nimekamuliwa mchana ngemwaga hapo juu tu.
Imagine naguzisha hivi kienda kuweka ndani kanaruka, shaiiit, kajua hii ni saa ya ulimi kuongea, maoungo zikapanda, stuck my hand under the mattress katoa kitabu yangu ya post bank and showed her my savings, kamwambia this is enough tuhepe turudi home akue wife, she liked the bank balance and softened up, mti kuingia ndio nili realize Saumu was a vigin, mmmmmmm sema kukula vitu fresh. Ile kurukaruka alikua nayo ilifanya watoto watoke after 2 minutes, akaamka haraka aka dress kaa namuangalia kafunga mpaka ninja then I escorted her to the backdoor akaishia.
Back in man cave it occurred to me hio siku nilikua nimeshinda Jackpot (Fauzia) na mega jackpot (saumu) as you would call it now.
I slept with a smile on my face.