Fauzia, Saumu (cont.)

Woke up kindu 8pm after a deep sleep, mwanaume akikamua kitu vizuri amwage mpaka CSF (celebrolspinall fluid) lazima alale, turned over kachukua taxin karudisha kwa mdomo kaongezea na ka Big G kadogo and then replayed the events of that afternoon in my mind, mjouls ikaanza kusimama tena, could still smell her perfume on my sheets. Kajipa shugli kiasi ya kutengeza ka supper ka bachelor kisha nikatoka kaelekea base ya weed, I needed a dose. Kama kawa majamaa kuniona walifurahi, kawasanifia kolomboo kadhaa alafu headed back to man cave, kwa chocholo kapita mmama na buibui, sikua na shugli naye ata but nikiwa a few paces ahead kaskia naitwa “yaani Meria siku hizi una maringo namna hiyo” Jeeeeso, ilikua sauti ya Saumu, dadake Fauzia.

I stopped to let her catch up with me, “babe watoka wapi usiku” kauliza. Kumbe alikua atoka tuition, exams were around the corner na mzeiya wake alikua amemtaftia tuition after school. Our pace slowed drastically fisi instincts took over kaanza kuwinda prey, karusha mistali kadhaa vile hua nampenda lakini naogopa buda ke, my stars were aligned properly that day, Saumu akasema pia yeye hua anani admire sana, kaongezea how she loves how I work hard to get money na alikua tu anagojea ile siku tutawes kuongea.

how much luck can a man get in a day, with roho ikidunda I put an arm around her waist, no resistance, kamvuta karibu, no resistance again, katema taxin fwaster faster and gave her a wet kiss, ile response nilipata wacha tu, Saumu melted in my arms hadi mimi nikaanza kushake, we nearly fell. Hapo hapo kamwambia tuende kwangu it was a long shot but iliingiana, nyumba za Kiswahili hua na backdoor na hapo ndio tulipita, kuingia man cave nikifunga mlango I thanked Ngai wa Kirinyaga mara kaa fayfte in my heart niundu wakunyonekanira muthenya uchio.

Keja ya Meria vile mnajua haikua na kitim we had to sit on the bed, it took like 5 minutes kabla buibui itoke, under that Saumu alikua amevalia tracksuit Adidas, hii kutoa took like half an hour, I promised the whole world, haki babe mimi nitakuoa takupeleka my farm rumuruti where kuna orchard matunda hua tunaokota chini na hatimaye pantie nikateremsha, infront of me was ayouger better version of Fauzia, said a silent prayer kaanza kupet kitu. Saumu alikua anaruka nikuguza honey pot kamwambia atulie, don’t know how I lost my trouser and boxer lakini tulijipata naked kwa bed in a wrestling match, Saumu alikua harusu kitu iingie, kaa sio vile nilikua nimekamuliwa mchana ngemwaga hapo juu tu.

Imagine naguzisha hivi kienda kuweka ndani kanaruka, shaiiit, kajua hii ni saa ya ulimi kuongea, maoungo zikapanda, stuck my hand under the mattress katoa kitabu yangu ya post bank and showed her my savings, kamwambia this is enough tuhepe turudi home akue wife, she liked the bank balance and softened up, mti kuingia ndio nili realize Saumu was a vigin, mmmmmmm sema kukula vitu fresh. Ile kurukaruka alikua nayo ilifanya watoto watoke after 2 minutes, akaamka haraka aka dress kaa namuangalia kafunga mpaka ninja then I escorted her to the backdoor akaishia.

Back in man cave it occurred to me hio siku nilikua nimeshinda Jackpot (Fauzia) na mega jackpot (saumu) as you would call it now.

I slept with a smile on my face.

Liking before I read. Wacha nisome sasa…

Tuendelee…

Wooi love it…no let us agree you are a mad man.

Endelea tu mdogo mdogo bro…usikue na pupa kama mtu anaoga nje… take your time

Following morning after bouncing to work like a boss my good luck streak ilikua bado iko, apart from my canter from subcounty kapata lorry mbili new fro TZ with tomatoes, sema kitunguu kunuka, made a clean 5k (5k then is like 50k now)

Kakimbia posta kutuma telegram na money order then went to Salambo, an underground reagae pub hapo moi avenue kujishukulu, DJ jack marley was spinning wakiwa na sister lucy, mimi na veve yangu kajisahau huko. Lifika keja around 10 after kupitia base ya ngwai. Was out of Big G kaingia dukani ya kina Fauzia na Saumu to replenish, Fauzia was at the counter akinipa Big G there was a note hiden hapo written in swa “leo ulikua wapi, mekugojea sana” uuuuuwiii, ngai hii ni nini sasa? Kumbe nilikua nimemiss a rematch. Karudi nyumba and wrote a note kasema kesho will be here at 1pm then mimi huyo dukani kununua patco and nikampa ujumbe.

Lucky Dube ndie alikuaga juu siku hizo na album yaka ya prisoner na hio ndio majamaa walikua wanaskiza from my room hapo kwa baraza, autoreverse was king nakuambia, veve ilikatika saa saba tukaenda kulala.

Asubuhi mimi huyoo was working like a robot thinking about goodies waiting for me, soko kufungwa kaa kawa tukaenda pale uwanja wa mbuzi kwa butcher ya wakanyama tukala lunch, I excused myself kaambia my guys siskii vizuri, pesa ya kutuma nai ilikua haijatosa so was not going to GPO was heading home.

Got home and refreshed then mimi huyoo kwa duka to buy Big G ili Fauzia aone nimefika, ( tena siku hizo kulikua na ujinga ya kufunga duka from 2pm to 5pm, eti ni siesta) was served by mzee wa Fauzia naye alikua huko nyuma akipack sukari akaniona. 40 minutes later Fauzia was in the hse, this time nilikagua with niceness, polepole mosmos, made her cry and scream my name Merrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiaaaaaaa. Alafu waswahili like talking dirty, “nitombe kabisa, maliza hio kuma, bomoa kabisa” was a man on a mission mimi sisemi kitu, kazi tu. Acha nirarue maku

MM I can’t stop reading but sijui vile nafikiria.

Any chance hiyo duka ilikuwa side ya Kibokoni area za mlango wa papa?

noogle
nimesema Mlaleo

swali tuuu watu wa miraa yaani ukikuwa unachew cud halafu kukuwe na emergency unatoa mirra cud unaweka kwa meza ukimaliza mergency unaichukua unaendelea kutafuna ? kwani nyinyi ni nguruwe ?

Alafu tukalala, hii siku pia yeye alishiba mti, at 5pm kamuamsha kapiga ingine mbili alafu akahepa. Then mimi huyoo base ya bangi nidunge dose, saa mbili was in the hse when I heard a knock, even before I said come in Saumu her majesty was in the hse naakafunga mlango, this time she was ready for it, she was supposed to be in tuition lakini alikuja kwangu, being a youth is marvelous, mti ilisimama at attention saa hio hio na nikashugukia mtoto wa kiarabu viliyo, sikumbuki nilipiga shot gapi, she was asking for more and more. Saa mbili akachukua bag yake akaenda home. That night nikinunua BigG couldn’t look the dad in the eye.

This became a routine, mchana Fauzia usiku saa mbili Saumu, sema maisha kua nzuri, kazi ilikua poa but my subcountyguys walikua wananimiss kwa beach they had question marks, mbona siku hizi hatuandamani, after lunch uwanja wa mbuzi kwa wakanyama likua nawahepa naenda nyumbani kukagua Fauzia

Nothing lasts forever
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Horny?

i love your hekaya but wewe ni mungiki wa kiriaini wacha kutype na lingo ya waswahili just use the whole term sema

nikafika si kafika

nikapata si kapata

This series is on fire…afro cinema script writer’s have nothing on you. Keep it going…

ngui

Uncle nyenyekea hekaya ii flow…

Muelezee kwa inbox yake.
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Hekaya swafi sana!

M

Mrs Shosho inakaa uko na dry spell noma sana. Lipia ninja moja hapa ticket ikuje ikutoe cobwebs :D:D:D

PS: Usiniblock pris :smiley:

inbosc yangu is blocked, from kitambo. like it that way.
reasons najua mimi peke yangu