Fast furious 9 review

leo nimeona Fast furious 9 and am disappointed, uwongo feminist bullshit all over, zero hand to hand combat. YAANI WANAEKA UFC HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMP NGANOU NDANI KUBEBA BUNDUKI KAMA NJUGU NA KUDEDI in 30 seconds . why couldnt NGANOU fight that bodyguard of the billionaires kid , Martin Ford the giant ? au Nganou apigane na Vin disel au Vin diesel vs John Cena fight ???

Yaani all big MMA Guyz kazi yao ilikuwa ni flower girls and they never fought what the phuck bana?

YAAANI HATUNGEPEWA 30 MINUTES OF HAND TO HAND COMBAT OUT OF THE 2 HRS !!! yaani fight scene waliona ni ya maana ni ya 3 small girls weighing 30 kgs fighting 10, 90 kgs guyz. then ati interpol SWAT squad ni 10 little women led by CARDI B ?

the other fight scene ni Vin diesel fighting 30 people and pulling down a building , kwani tuko 1990 tukiangalia Steven seagal na Rambo ?

FF9 is not a superhuman movie but superhuman stunts are involved , i saw several stunts mtu ameanguka from 30 feet but ati a vehicle breaks her fall and she is okay. Tyrese was shot at by 20 guyz with AK47s at point blank range but not a single bullet touched him, mpaka later he was asking his colleagues if something was wrong (hapa mtu anaweza nifafanulia what was happening, are superpowers being introduced)

the only hand to hand combat niliona was Statham akipiga boxing bag mangumi . kwani ni La Revancha au Cuando ces mia i was watching ama?

Why have all those MMA guyz in the movie kama hakuna combat , so John Cena ni instagram followers alileta ama? si the next one waweke Ozil na Messi ndani basi ghassia .

i cant say i didnt like the machine fast pace action but the demerits i have noted were more

naipea 5/10

fake chieth ati gari iko na magnet ina vuta gari from sijui wapi

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Djana bro alinilazimisha kuona hio ujinga despite vowing that i would never see that garbage again. Never regretted anything that much. Bana at least izo zingine walikua wanajaribu ata kujaza script na action even though writing ilikua nje mbaya. Kwanza ile part tyrese amezingirwa na al shabaab mzima na anawaua peke yake with a shitty Ak47. Just like that with home out in the open. Ngannou alicharazwa na a guy who was relevant siku za post election violence.

Nilitoka hapo nikaingia ku watch suicide squad John cena akitembea na panty na hivo ndo nikaingia kitanda

Huyo kunguru sugu ya detroit patco lazima amewasili Hollywood that’s why you see such umeffi writing

I guess in the next Fast and Furious movie, they will go to space and fight aliens.

Iyo movie ilianza ivi tu na nikajua straight away kuna fala atadedi kwa ike rally ya opening scene. Yaani action imekua too much predictable adi imebore. Niliacha kuwatch after 5 minutes, na venye niliidownload in glorious 4k. So I think for now I shall stick to Western, Drama and Fantasy. Nikitaka exxageration za upussy na simping nitawatch Bollywood.

Fun fact: Bollywood is usually shot in another universe. That’s why you see the actions defy all logic and science known on earth. Am okay with that, that’s their niche. Otherwise me and action tumeachana

in the whole movie hakuna msee wa friendly side alidedi, then kwa traffic jam ile juggernaut inapita na magari kama 90 but hakuna damu nor mwili ndani ya magari kwani ni cartoon banae , kwani sisi ni watoi ?

nimeona box office ili leta pesa but those feminist wameharibu hollywood

Hollywood is the new Bollywood.

The last fast and furious movie i watched was in 2005 ile ya bow wow.

bollywood hapanaaaa

afadhali niwoch oga, bollywood zile movie za 6 hours nilikuwa nawoch 1995 mwisho kimilili nikawacha, wimbo ni 70% ya movie sijui zilikuwa musicals ama movie :D:D:D:D

Ata kama ni a different universe bana who kills someone with a banana.:D:D:D

umenikumbusha Bow wow ako ndani pia na ule mchinese wa karate wa WARRIOR series , but kwa FF9 huyo mchinese wa WARRIOR hafungui hata combat , they are sissies ati wameweka rocket engine kwa zile PIGOT za kitambo ikapeleka kina tyrese kwa SPACE then hio PIGOT ya 1920 iko na power ya ku ram into a SATELITE ipasuke into bits but the drivers wa PIGOT wa survive :D:D:D:D , its completely a cartoon movie na si cartoon realistic kama ya TIN TIN ni kama ED ED and EDDY au spongebob

Mtu anawekelewa kofi bana anabounce

How else will they gain relevance than by standing on men’s shoulders, Fast and Furious iliharibika the stone alipoland

Ata Suicide Squad imeketi kwa lappy am not watching it. Ata Black widoe

There are some very great well-scripted Bollywood movies bila hizo exaggerations.

One of the best movie I have ever seen is from is from Bollywood.
Inaitwa “Drishyam” (On Netflix).
It’s not action genre but thriller. 10/10.

Hollywood siku hizi imejaa cliche nonsense.

Don’t watch suicide squad trust me on this. Bunch of nonsensical garbage through and through

i never downloaded hizo takataka mbili , pia wonderwoman pia cpt marvel. infact nilisema am never watching an action movie with a woman lead actor.

if i want my kids to see a real Woman lead actor ntawawekea ile series ya ALIAS ama BANSHEE ama hata Cynthia Rothrock si hizi takataka za saa hii ati dem wa 30 kgs anapiga ngumi mujamaa wa MMA ako 110 kgs mpaka jamaa akufe

Alias ilikua mambo mbaya sana ikiwa na banshee. Excellent series for its time. Cold case na Greys anatomy pia ilikua inanibamba mbaya you didnt feel like there was an agenda going on. Watu wanajua kazi yao si hii ujinga ya saa ii

Seven Days, X-FIles, The Twilight Zone na The Outer Limits zilikuwa sci-fi kali back in the day.

Kwa hii ff9 ludacris na tyrese went to space in a pontiac fiero aah bana nansens warudishe plot za kuibia lorry za transit made more sense

Umenikumbusha hii scene ya fast n furious 4