Fanny Fondler Behind Bars

A Nairobi court on Friday sentenced a man to one year in prison for touching another man’s buttocks.

Appearing before Senior Principal Magistrate Philip Mutua, the accused - Christopher Kinyanjui - was found guilty of unlawfully and intentionally touching his neighbor inappropriately.

The Kibera-based court sentenced the 32-year-old to one-year imprisonment or pay a fine of Ksh.50,000.

The man, who hails from Kanyariri in Kiambu County, had charges dating back to July 11, 2014 where he was accused of sexually abusing a victim who was a casual worker.

He denied the allegations and was acquitted by the court on the grounds of lack of sufficient evidence to prove the case.

huyu lazima ni ule mkamba homosexual illiterate maskini @PHARMACY . mama ya @PHARMACY ni malaya huuza kuma chafu 50 bob pale mlolongo. it seems alikuja home bila kitu coz huwa haoshi kuma then @PHARMACY akaamua aende auze mkundu hapo mlolongo chini ya weigh bridge kwa kichaka

Malaya mzee deenyer mamako mwenye Kuma inaeza toshea asteroid bila kunitajataja . Kisha ukufe tukuje mashizi . Tomba Malaya wenzako na umeze arvs . Wewe hauna maana kwa hii duniani . Next nitakutusi ukufie kwenye uko shoga ibilisi shenzi

This is historically epic in the annals of Kenyan Jurispudence given we are surrounded by prominent thieves , killers , political thugs , “Hustlers” and all manner of peddlers of impunity …

Would be nice if our legal system went after real criminals and focused less on peeping toms , Matatu Touts and chicken thieves … :D:D:D