Family first

When I say family, I mean Parents, brothers n sisters
Wife’s walikuja, so anytime wanaweza kuenda. Kwani hata hamkuzaliwa nao, sio?

So whenever an issue arises at home, always refer to the mantra, “family first”

“La familia es primero”

God will bless you onwards

One more reason in Islam: Paradise is at the feet of your mother

Hapo sawa scrotum.

Scrot, hapo kuna ukweli. Lakini inafika mahali you realize that among the biggest things you can do for your children is to respect their mother. Just as you would demand someone respects yours.

Hapo umenena jaduong

Kush hukuangi umeoa.

I know u r either 40, or close

Unasema amenena n u don’t know what a wife is

Atleast najua akona maku … wedding bells soon. Am almost close (hope the statement inamek sense)

Usioe ju ya pressure

Bachelor life haijawahi kukosea

true story

I have to be compelled by forces not yet encountered for marriage to be an option.