Is it true that in this life you fake till you make it?:-
-Buy one bottle of low quality 2nd Generation Gilbeys 205ML bottle at Sheywe’s Lodge in Kakamega ,borrow those village signed glasses and take a photo using a low quality 5th Generation phone from Guangzhou and post the photo in the village claiming that you are having one for the road in Sankara?.
-Buy the cheapest android phone and subscribe to Air tel unlimited.With access to Kenyan Alerts in Telegram under a mnazi tree in mwembe tayari update villagers of various accidents across the country in pursuit of your journalism dream.
-Put on a dress with your third leg protruding with hope to convince villagers that you are a owner of a hole which you only dream you could easily access!!.
-Your employer trusts you to manage for him his cyber cafe to generate revenue yet you spend all day on the keyboard in the name of being a moderator aka admean!!.
-Your grandfather has entrusted you to manage for him his mutura/hooves selling business in Kinangop and end up going around taking photos of neighbors developments claiming that you are a real estate mogul!!!.
-While walking in the market at Suna,Migori you spot an American colored curtain on sale and your imagination of being in the land of opportunities ensures that you rename Suna Atlanta Georgia and live the dream.
-After 30 yrs service in the civil service,instead of retiring quietly to Ndumberi you start giving yourself unnecessary titles and the history has it that your brothers were homeguards!!.
-With your boredom and after a day’s long truck drive en route to Mbarara you start coining English names for Nyabo’s and funny street names like Nabongo Wanga Street to Fourth Avenue e.t.c
The list goes on…