FAGGOTRY IN CLUBS

yesterday i was traveling to kitale to deliver some important fragile materials. so kufika eldi nikaona juu giza imeanza kuingia na kuna keja eldi; na niko na key nikaona wacha nitulie eldi lafu leo niamkie safari ya kitale. huyo mimi ikafika 10 nikajitoa kejani juu lazima club iendwe. nikaamua nianze na club inferno juu drinks zao zinakuanga cheaper kuliko signature. niliona nipigie drinks huko nikitosheka niende kumalizia signature.

club yenyewe ilikuwa imekaa ni kama imefanyiwa renovations coz April mzima ilikuwa imefungwa. nikaitisha faxe mbili baridi. manze si ilikuwa imejaa wanaume jo. wanaume walikuwa kama 15 alafu dame ni mmoja na ni ule madam alikuwa akiuza drinks. kidogo kidogo nacheki manigga zinasuguana niko zile za hii ni matope gani sasa. nigga wengine wakiingia unacheki wanahuggiana design chali u hug dame. ile sasa ilikuwa ngori ni niliona ndume mbili zikichapana mate nakwambia hapo ndo ilikuwa mwisho wa mimi kukaa hapo ndani. design nilijitoa hata cheetah haiezi toka ivo. hapo niliona closet inaeza bomolewa. ilibaki nimekunywa faxe zangu nikiwa napiga roundi eldi juu bouncer wa signature hawaezi kukubaki uingia nayo huko. kuchapia boy flani wa huko akanishow iyo inakuanga club ya machichi na malele tangu kitambo ni ile wanachezanga chini weeh

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@RetiredVirgin kam kiasi

WTH

HEY THERE LISTEN.
We as a village wont listen to this cheap shiet ati you ran faster than a cheetah, heck!

Without sufficient proof of how fast you were trying to run, this shall be treated as a lie until any of the following is tabled.

  1. CCTV footages of you running
  2. IR thermal pics as you bolted out
  3. Detailed Sketches
  4. Pictures
  5. Detailed narration of how you made it out untouched
  6. witnesses who saw you get out at that speed.
  7. Speedometer if necessary
    failure to produce all or any of the above, this village will conclude you were roofied and dicked altogether. Therefore GHEY

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Guess he meant cheetah haiezi toka hivyo on two legs.

Nimewasili…iko nini…? ulipatwa ukibomoa kabat eldi?

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:D:D literally mud on the tyres

Machichi na malele ni nini sasa ??

:eek::D:D:D

In Eldoret? Thats a lie. Hebu nimpigie Mandagor hiyo club ifungwe.

Na vile aliepuka closet isibomolewe!

that’s the whole purpose. the aim of the post is to disparage the club over business.

hizi sio zile mboga za kienyeji?

birds of the same feather flock together,hao mashoga ni watu wako na wewe ni mtu yao

I believe they are what are called lesbians

Shait. Direct the resident gays huko.

Savage!

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