Facts about Raila...

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FACTS ABOUT RAILA ODINGA

  1. Raila counted to Infinity. Twice!
  2. Raila killed two rocks with one bird
  3. Raila doesn’t wear a watch; he decides what time it is.
  4. When he was being born, the nurses had labour pain instead of his mother.
  5. If you have five Shillings and Raila has five Shillings, Raila has more money than you.
  6. When Raila crosses the street, cars look both ways.
  7. Death once had a near-Raila experience.
  8. A snake once bit him and immediately died.
  9. Raila can peel a knife with an apple
  10. Raila doesn’t walk, the Earth rolls under him.
  11. Raila wears sun glasses to protect the sun from his eyes

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Copied upuss. Mambo @Chloe . I still seficha mecho with your photo btw. I still have it.

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Babuon was on CNN…doing what he does best!
Mumbling and dodging questions!

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Maina tulia

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  1. He doesn’t obey the Constitution, it goes looking for him to obey whatever he decides!
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:D:Dwhat makes you people call me maina? This is like the 5th time.

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hahaha Rao ako karibu ku challenge Zlatan sasa :D. Man U Zlatana akienda they should sign Raila:D

Correction my deer

The sun wears Raila glasses to protect the Raila rays from its eyes .

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Raila doesn’t jump. The earth moves down a bit for him.

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Panya hapa hakuna kitu umesema.
Kalaze kipara.
Saitan.

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M. M. K, usingisi onge?

Onge bwana.
Wewe uko night running ama?

Holiday till Monday, sipendi kuchoka.

jajuok

Froooo choooo Froooo chooooooo

Naona umeongezewa hadi K

Hiyo K hata sijui ni nini.
:D:D
Na sitauliza hata.

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Tibiiim, hehe