Fabian Mburu: confirm this Kikuyu history on sex

Ten rules you father would have given you fours days after marrying your first wife when you were to have sex for the first time.

  1. Ndũkanarutie mũtumia na thutha (You will certainly die if you do so )

  2. If you ever get into contact with her menstruation blood but having sex without being aware her periods were starting you had to inform your parents the next morning for purification to be done. (You will certainly die otherwise )

  3. Never ever attempt to knowingly have sex with you wife during her periods. (This is evil)

  4. If you wife ever touched your genitals with her hands at once report to your parents for purification to be done.(Gwĩka ũguo nĩ gwĩthahia)

  5. Never touch your wife’s breast with your mouth or lips. (Gwĩka ũguo nĩ gwĩthahia)

  6. In no circumstances should you have sex with her in the fields or bush.

  7. In no circumstances should you have sex with her while the goats are out grazing. (Gwika ũguo nĩ gwĩthahia). I can understanding this one

  8. Never have sex with her while lying on the outer wall (rũgito). Always do it from the side of the bed you sleep on.

  9. When you have sex always ensure it is you legs and thighs which are enclosed by hers not vice versa. The reverse is evil

  10. Always ensure you penis does not slip out and ejaculate semen on the beddings (ndarwa). (Gwĩka ũguo nĩ gwĩthahia). If this happens you wife must sleep with one of you age-mates before you sleep with her again. (I can see the intention of this one)

The wife had already been aware about these sex taboos by her mother early.

She had also been instruct to encourage her husband to have sex as much as possible during the first three months of pregnancy (Kũrera mwana).

She was to report to the mother in law after three month pregnant so that she could instruct his son not to have full sex intercourse with her any more of not to do it so regularly.

The other were about hospitality like wherever she cooked food she should always take some to her mother and father in law, she should be respectable to her husbands age-mate and parent in law.

The wife would have looked like the one below.
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Na kuhanda itimu

Read well through that ‘migiro’ list and you will appreciate several things

  1. You will not impede productivity by sleeping around with women when others are out working! Laziness was also a taboo!
  2. Generosity was emphasized! Thus you share your food with your inlaw parents and ‘give some’ :p:p to your husband age mates albeit in special circumstances! @Wakanyama aptly said ‘kuhanda itimu’. Mambo ya uchoyo ililetwa na wazungu, ati one sexual partner nkt!
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they would have sounded better written in the holy language(gikuyu)

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@Luther12, was there gonorrhea and syphilis those days, coz. msee mmoja akiwai itasambazwa kwa agemates wote

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Very beautiful woman, hio ni Dry fry, on the other hand wish there was a way to time travel back in time.
I’d love to drop the bombshell of what’s up, I mean, we r suckling boobs, eating pussy, eating ass, fcuking ass, getting BJ’S and rim jobs, sneaking out of work to go back home to fcuk the house girls and even @Wakanyama are making it out with @uwesmake.
I don’t know how many goats would be sacrificed.

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Wazungu ndio walileta maugonjwa zote na tabia mbaya hio Omera amesema

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Not sure, but I’ve heard that this was used to great effect against the Maasai in Kenya and other countries around the world, Australia included.

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genetic diversification…

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you envision one loong nyama feast, eh?

Hehe. What would happen to the goats? Sounds superstitious.

The idea seems to be to discourage the pursuit of sex at the expense of other daytime socioeconomic pursuits.

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  1. Ndũkanarutie
    mũtumia na thutha (You
    will certainly die if you
    do so )

does this mean hakuna doggy stairo?

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utakuwa met na a very pungent fishy smell ukitry that

kuhanda itimu a reminder ro what I always say here that sec and love are divorced

it’s not about the goats at all, it’s about couples abandoning their important chores to go home to get some nooky…

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The stds was brought by non gikuyus who invaded the gikuyu land in 1902 and seduced our women n hence spread the std .
The people who were circumcised then fell to riika ria gatego

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U are right about everything above sir!
Plus many more.

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  1. You couldn’t have sex when any of your sons is out fighting or raiding. A similar rule exists in Leviticus.
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Really, in kikuyu land?