F*ck the Police

Nimekulwa 200 by Kamukunji police chieth ati nimevaa earphones kwa barabara hapo kwa narrow road next to former Tuskys between Ronald Ngala and Luthuli. Mind you hawkers wameweka veggies from the pavement to the road.

How do you deal with wrongful arrest apart from being murderous?

Ungewaambia wakupeleke kortini

You sure, si wangenipigisha seti town?

Ni uoga yako, ungepigia Riggy G

I had thought of calling a lawyer friend but sikuwa na script.

Pesa kidogo sana

Pole bro, uli Simp, wakaona.

It’s not even about the money. The harassment is the issue.

So, what would you do?

Next time appear so calm and make a phone an intelligent call to a “lawyer” D- watakimbia kuliko omanyala

Fake d-

First walk straight don’t look to the sides.
Secondly the town is extremely crowded with all the hustler just try to dodge them using the crowd.
Third make sure you are moving even when talking to them, exception is if in Uniform.

Good advice. Nilikua nimeresist kuenda na madam uniformed akaita Wariachieth plain clothes.

Kuna digits tulipewa na Riggy G, ya cartels

Pole bro, but imagine you have learned something, next time you will be ready.

Hiyo 200 angalau ungetoka na number ya uniformed madam. Mi niki.encounter police waanze kunitoanisha na sina escape naanzaga tu camaraderie za upuzi nao lazima tujuane poa and I make sure naelewa wako ‘kazi’ kama tu ‘hustler’ wengine… I show no animosity and try and reap maximum future benefits ju hujui utakua ngori moto gani ingine siku moja tao and it’s one of these bastards you ‘bought’ for 200 that will actually come to your aid

Next time I will make a calls to a lawyer friend updating him on location and the situation and remain silent to the cops nione kitu watafanya.

A wild option would be to go ‘hail Mary’ by calling the fichua kwa DCI phone number.

On Mfangano streets it’s so common at night.

One dude pulled a fast one on them.

Alisema yeye hatembei kama mahabusu hawezi jipeleka station aitiwe Mariamu na akaketi chini.

Ilibidi wamuwachilie .

Those punks should be stopped, wanasumbuanga sana.

kuna COUSIN yangu walimshika akinyora , story for another day

Hehehe swara hiyo. Honestly maybe he saved your life. You need to see and hear your surroundings