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LOVE LETTER FROM AN ACCOUNTANT
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In the Journal of my heart,
I have written a Journal Entry,
Debiting my love & crediting my affection,
Now, partner, you write the Narration.
Your beauty is the Capital of our business,
And your eyes are Stock In Trade,
Now let us enter into a Transaction,
Without providing Depreciation.
Your first love I have already indicated,
On the Ledger Folio column,
Anyway, our relations are based on,
Double Entry System.
Our love is Real & Tangible,
Which can be realized,
Interest on the same,
Can be capitalized.
Partner, you are like a Contra Entry,
You are on my Debit Side & Credit Side,
Both at the same time,
Can it be posted into Ledger, that now you decide.
And so my partner now let us Rectify,
All our errors & total the Trial Balance,
Of our affairs & emotions,
Without maintaining any Suspense Account.
And any difference in the Trial Balance,
In the Balance Sheet of our life,
Our children will be Assets & Liabilities,
If they are boys, shall we call them Sundry Debtors?
If they are girls, shall we call them Sundry Creditors?
But if we have a boy & a girl,
Our Balance Sheet will Tally automatically,
And the Auditor will certify like this,
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“THE ACCOUNT SHOWS A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE’S ACCOUNTS”
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A waiter got this on his table instead of a tip after service… :D:D:D:D
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CHAIN REACTION…but: who controls the chain?..heh hee…
Boss says to the secretary, “We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements.”
Secretary makes a call to her husband,
“My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week, so look after the kids.”
Husband makes a call to secret lover, “My wife is going abroad for the week, so let’s spend the week together.”
The secret lover makes a call to a little boy to whom she is giving private lessons,
“I’m going to be busy throughout the week, so you need not come for classes.”
A little boy makes a call to his grandfather,
“Grandpa, I don’t have classes for the week, because my teacher is going to be busy. Let’s spend the week together.”
Grandpa makes a call to his secretary,
“I’m afraid we won’t be travelling again. My grandson and I are going to spend the week together.”
Secretary makes a call to her husband, “My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.”
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Upuzi thread
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