Exposing the 'Kikuyus are skilled in business' myth

Kikuyus just love bragging about how they are ‘skilled’ in business. And I think this is the biggest lie to come from tugeges. Their so called business skills are nothing but fraud, racketeering, extortion, state patronage and degeneracy of all varieties.
Tangible evidence—

  1. Kikuyus only succeed in businesses whose very nature offers them opportunities to practice fraud and scamming- for instance, they excel in land and real estate businesses because these sectors are haven for criminals intent on scamming other Kenyans. Other businesses include importation- importing a sufuria for KES 200 and selling it for 2000k and calling it business skill, matatus- where thuggery is the order of the day-, prostitution- where degeneracy reigns supreme- churches- for conning people etc.
  2. If they are so skilled in business, why don’t kikuyus in diaspora replicate the ‘success’ at home? Kikuyus in the US achieve the same level of success like other Kenyans. Why? In the US, they cannot practice the fraud that they practice at home. If Okuyus are skilled in business, right now the kikuyus in the US would have captured the attention of mainstream US media because of their success. Right now you would be having several kikuyu dollar billionaires in Silicon Valley. Where are they?
  3. The kanyotus, kibakis, matibas, ndegwas, michukis succeded because of state patronage and not because of their business skills. I probably have better business skills than all of them.
    When kikuyus engage in all manners of thuggery, they should stop boasting bout their non-existent business skills.
    • There is no business skill in selling samosas prepared with meat from stray cats.
    • There is no business skill in scamming tenants with expensive but very shoddy apartments.
    • There is no business skill in putting up a 4 million house and selling it to a fool for 12 million.
    • There is no business skill in calling yourself a broker and scamming farmers in nyandarua.
    Kikuyus cannot thrive in businesses that offer little opportunities for shortcuts and fraud. They cannot thrive in manufacturing because it requires long term planning.
    Kikuyus are especially notorious in fraudulent land deals. this is because it offers very many opportunities for scamming kenyans.
    When you are doing a land deal with a njoroge or a kinuthia or a @Straw_man be very careful. A kinuthia like strawman will scam you by selling to you land belonging to another kenyan and then head to the church to brag about how God has blessed him.
    No wonder wealth in kikuyus hands always looks like it is cursed.
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@banyakagege janyangori, Is sex for fish a business skill?

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@banyakagege, if you had a brain you would have made billions with lake front real estate developments hapo lake victoria but your stupid kichwa imejaa ukabila na chuki.

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These are pictures of Miami, Florida.. are you actually counting on Kijiji people making it to these places? :joy:

If luxurious properties are all around Lake Naivasha kwanini hakuna huko Lake Victoria and its much larger? FYI when Ababu namwamba put up some building it became international news.

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Lake Victoria imejaa mavi ya @Banyamulenge clans. They discovered flying toilets in Kibra.

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Well done tugege, you’re among the few who now know Lake Victoria isn’t just full of water hyacinth and AIDS. If we actually industrialised this country, maybe we can have a cruise ship industry going on here.

@Landlord See your fellow tugege launching rockets.

I told you tugege/kagege means a kathiongo supporter, so neither me nor him are kagege/tugege but it is you who is a kagege.

That’s bollocks and you know it kagege, son of general China.

Panyamakende

Halafu umvute foreskin nikuje na kisu.

If a quarter of the laws and regulations governing trade were to be implemented and enforced to the later, we all know what would become of the so-called kikekuyu business community.

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So what’s stopping you from bending and breaking the laws now like the Murima Business Community? Are you retarded or something?

Kenya would be the poorest nation in the world were it not for Murima Business Community. Every time you wake up, you should thank God that you were born in the same country as Murima Businessmen and women.

@Banyamulenge what’s stopping your people from state patronage, racketeering, extortion, fraud, etc to generate wealth?? Are you guys retarded or you just don’t have the balls to take risks like Murima people. Whatever Murima businessmen do you can also do, but you lack the IQ and balls to pull it off.

Without Murima people you are nothing and you know it. As we speak, your employer and landlord are probably Kikuyus.

This murima drug addicts are now seeing fire under nabii heavenly leadership,we want them in 2032,to come out and brandish their chlorine corroded brown teeth,and asses their losses after failing to have kamau in power for good sharp ten years

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Moi was in power for 24 years. He tried to finish the kikuyus but see what happened to the whole country. If Moi was defeated, what about little shits like you and Ruto? You are driven by envy and jealousy because you can’t touch kikuyus, you will never be their equal. Yours is just infantile, helpless rage. It must suck being you.

This is exactly the point we are making. I have a high IQ hence I don’t have to steal to make bank. In their short-sightedness, kikekuyus think bending the rules ni kuwa mjanja. This is the socialisation that starts at birth where thuggery and prostitution are cultivated as cash crops in Central Kenya. Hata Kibaki ilibidi atwngenezee kikekuyus superhighway ndio wafike Nairobi haraka kupiga umalaya Na kutekeleza wizi. Pickpockets and lanyes from the greater central Kenya now whizz in and out of Nairobi with ease.

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Ona ujinga sasa. The kikekuyu elite really did a number on meno brown by convincing them that their wealth is communal. Ndio maana tunasemanga kikekuyus are drug addicts. Ona vile unaongea in plural and yet you are still a squatter in an aluminium apartment behind your mother’s kitchen.

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