Experience with a single mom

senji · October 31, 2018, 10:57am

So the camel ate the straw and the cum we stay broke. Sande kunichanua. Kuna singo matha anataka kuja kuishi kwangu december. Sigwes after reading your moan

magreb · October 31, 2018, 10:58am

blueline:

Back in 2012 I was working in Eldoret., i got romantically involved with a lady who was a banker in the same town. I at first didn’t know she had a kid from a previous relationship when she was in campus. She told me after like 1 month but the kid lived with his grandma at shags in Muranga. Things progressed fast and before long she moved into my house. All that in a span of 7 months. I got to know most of her friends, colleagues, a random cousin here and there and she got to know mine too. Into the ninth month we started arranging how i was going to introduce her to my folks cz there was a family function coming up. And we did go. Soon enough i went to her folks place. Note that i had never met her son face to face not even once till that moment, i had only seen pics.
The lady was good, she loved life, outgoing, a clean freak and a good lay. That is until her mother told her to go pick up her son since now she had a home and a prospective husband. Everything changed. The house became unbearable after that. She became manipulative, controlling and a nag. The kid was undisciplined and spoilt. I couldn’t even correct the boy leave alone discipline the rascal. The kid would demand food, eat half of it and demand another type, throw a tantrum. The mother started showing up at my place of work unannounced, she would insist on us going home together in the evening as in i had no me time with my buddies. She was so insecure she even started going through my phones, questioning all my female friends.
The straw that broke the camel’s back was when she and her mother insisted that i kick-start dowry arrangements because her younger sister’s husband was ready to pay dowry. Kwa mila ya greeks a younger sister’s dowry can’t be received before the elder ones.
All in all single mothers come with a lot of baggage and more so if they have sons. I think its hard for a man to bring up another man’s son. Moreso if the said son has teeth, lots of teeth.

Hujamaliza hekaya. Did you kill the boy and lived happily ever after ama kuliendaje?

Tarantinoh · October 31, 2018, 11:00am

Singomathas I can’t complain about them, they ensure I suffer no blueballs, very grateful to the singomathas.

ChifuMbitika · October 31, 2018, 11:07am

Marrying a kunguru with a son/sons is not easy. Wasichana hawananga shida sana.

Chiefkiumbe · October 31, 2018, 11:30am

Wako ako na msichana ??

Okwonkwo · October 31, 2018, 11:36am

huyu mjamaa amalize hekaya

ChifuMbitika · October 31, 2018, 11:46am

Apana.

Chiefkiumbe · October 31, 2018, 11:56am

:D:D ako na??

ChifuMbitika · October 31, 2018, 11:57am

Hajazaa bado.

biraru · October 31, 2018, 12:25pm

:D:D:D:Dthats some crazy way to express bana:D:D:D:D

Chiefkiumbe · October 31, 2018, 12:48pm

Zalisha yeye basi.

Colombo-Combolo · October 31, 2018, 12:51pm

“The straw that broke the camel’s back was when she and her mother insisted that i kick-start dowry arrangements” good, ok after the camels back was broken, did u rescue the camel? did u let him die, did u put him off his misery, …??? am waiting, na sibanduki hii design,[ATTACH=full]204945[/ATTACH]mpaka umalise hekaya

Recce · October 31, 2018, 1:11pm

:Dthis must be the reason why guys are jumping out of the 17th floor in buildings

pamba · October 31, 2018, 1:56pm

@byro are you keeping notes?

system · October 31, 2018, 2:02pm

The teeth…lots of teeth :D:D

imei2012 · October 31, 2018, 2:13pm

That’s one segment on the market that remains greatly unexploited ! Watu hawajui venye wanakimbilia jail baits (na venye wamefunga shule) wewe unapiga tu simu anakumbia “ngoja Jay alale” hata hupiki supper anakuja na hot pot imejaa food unawakula wote chakula na yeye na kesho anarauka ndo apate mtoi hajaamka so hakuna drama ya walk of shame asubuhi

blueline · October 31, 2018, 2:15pm

It became so bad in that house every single day something was being broken be it electrical appliances to utensils. If i dared to discipline the kid the mother would yell and defend the brat. Yaani the boy came between us, the mother always chose the kid over me. Her insecurity grew worse she would want to go with me everywhere, if i managed to avoid her and get into the house at night she would throw a fit even call my mom. One day i came into the house at 11pm and she was maniacal, i just went into the bedroom and locked myself and tried to sleep she nearly broke the door. The damn lady once bought pesticide and locked herself in the bathroom, she came out holding an empty bottle and smelling of it on her mouth i rushed her to the hospital only to admit to the doctor that she had only gargled and spit out.
My buddies were always trying to talk sense into me and they were all wondering how i had lost my cajones.
One saturday i woke with a nasty hangover and something in me just knew that i couldn’t live like that anymore, i was getting drunk almost every chance i got. I talked to my buddies and they looked for a house for me. The mom and the kid went to church on sunday but i told them i was needed at work. I looked for a pick up and went for my clothes, certificates, documents, my fridge and couch. I left the rest of the stuff in that house. On monday i pleaded with the Territorial Manager to grant me a 2 weeks leave and i fled home. The lady after finding out even came to my parents place, claiming she was pregnant, pleading. But i would have none of it. My old man is a no nonsense man and he drove the lady to her parents place the following day and they settled the issue. It was agreed that we would take a break from one another for a month. But the lady would call 50 times in aday, show up at my workplace but i changed my line and eventually got a transfer to Malindi. And thats how i avoided Grace Kamande, single mother numero uno and a real psychotic pain in the ass.

tall_mnyama_everywhe · October 31, 2018, 2:19pm

niaje brownskin naona umerudi…

imei2012 · October 31, 2018, 2:32pm

blueline:

It became so bad in that house every single day something was being broken be it electrical appliances to utensils. If i dared to discipline the kid the mother would yell and defend the brat. Yaani the boy came between us, the mother always chose the kid over me. Her insecurity grew worse she would want to go with me everywhere, if i managed to avoid her and get into the house at night she would throw a fit even call my mom. One day i came into the house at 11pm and she was maniacal, i just went into the bedroom and locked myself and tried to sleep she nearly broke the door. The damn lady once bought pesticide and locked herself in the bathroom, she came out holding an empty bottle and smelling of it on her mouth i rushed her to the hospital only to admit to the doctor that she had only gargled and spit out.
My buddies were always trying to talk sense into me and they were all wondering how i had lost my cajones.
One saturday i woke with a nasty hangover and something in me just knew that i couldn’t live like that anymore, i was getting drunk almost every chance i got. I talked to my buddies and they looked for a house for me. The mom and the kid went to church on sunday but i told them i was needed at work. I looked for a pick up and went for my clothes, certificates, documents, my fridge and couch. I left the rest of the stuff in that house. On monday i pleaded with the Territorial Manager to grant me a 2 weeks leave and i fled home. The lady after finding out even came to my parents place, claiming she was pregnant, pleading. But i would have none of it. My old man is a no nonsense man and he drove the lady to her parents place the following day and they settled the issue. It was agreed that we would take a break from one another for a month. But the lady would call 50 times in aday, show up at my workplace but i changed my line and eventually got a transfer to Malindi. And thats how i avoided Grace Kamande, single mother numero uno and a real psychotic pain in the ass.

:D:Dyaani mpaka umeweke majina mbili !!!

conoiseur · October 31, 2018, 2:37pm

blueline:

It became so bad in that house every single day something was being broken be it electrical appliances to utensils. If i dared to discipline the kid the mother would yell and defend the brat. Yaani the boy came between us, the mother always chose the kid over me. Her insecurity grew worse she would want to go with me everywhere, if i managed to avoid her and get into the house at night she would throw a fit even call my mom. One day i came into the house at 11pm and she was maniacal, i just went into the bedroom and locked myself and tried to sleep she nearly broke the door. The damn lady once bought pesticide and locked herself in the bathroom, she came out holding an empty bottle and smelling of it on her mouth i rushed her to the hospital only to admit to the doctor that she had only gargled and spit out.
My buddies were always trying to talk sense into me and they were all wondering how i had lost my cajones.
One saturday i woke with a nasty hangover and something in me just knew that i couldn’t live like that anymore, i was getting drunk almost every chance i got. I talked to my buddies and they looked for a house for me. The mom and the kid went to church on sunday but i told them i was needed at work. I looked for a pick up and went for my clothes, certificates, documents, my fridge and couch. I left the rest of the stuff in that house. On monday i pleaded with the Territorial Manager to grant me a 2 weeks leave and i fled home. The lady after finding out even came to my parents place, claiming she was pregnant, pleading. But i would have none of it. My old man is a no nonsense man and he drove the lady to her parents place the following day and they settled the issue. It was agreed that we would take a break from one another for a month. But the lady would call 50 times in aday, show up at my workplace but i changed my line and eventually got a transfer to Malindi. And thats how i avoided Grace Kamande, single mother numero uno and a real psychotic pain in the ass.

Ayayaya shait! Pole man