Every 'Billionaire' in Kenya is a fraud

From the Kenyattas to Wanjigis, to the unknown guys driving driving serious Bentleys and Rolls-Royce cars in Kenya.

Thesw guys have never invented, innovated, or created anything yet are billionaires and trillionaires.

Common sense - It’s stolen public funds stashed in offshore accounts, invested in idle land, stocks, government bonds, and their businesses.

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They own profitable businesses. Meffi peasant

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Ngoja the “mbona hamkuiba nyinyi pia” brigade ifike. The one that ptetends to want good governance.
Despicable Me Lol GIF

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Why don’t you start a profitable business (eg NCBA bank or Brookside) with your earnings as a Calabash janitor and become a billionaire too?

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Ruto,kenyatta ,wanjigi wote seed capital ilitoka wizi

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There seems to be some kind of primitve bonobo understanding in Kenya whereby, to make $100 million legitimately, all criminals have to converge on you to try and rope you into their various ongoing scandals. Where are you going to insert yourself into an electronic funds transfer transaction? :joy:

Anyways, it’s normal in politics.

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Family owned affair means internal disagreements, especially amongst the local mother’s union. Even though it’s a bank.

His father didn’t fleece maumau vets out of large tracts of land to give him enough capital as a rich kid so he has to work one calabash toilet at a time

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Hakuna kitu kama hiyo elder.

By saa mbili asubuhi family over one million huwa zishakunywa maziwa ya Mama Ngina.

Ata wewe ukiuza maziwa zile packets mama ngina anauza kwa siku, utakuwa billionaire, bila kuiba.

People work hard for their money.

Traders never invent, innovate, or create anything, they buy cheap and sell dear.

Yule mtoto aliuza inheritance yake nyumba ya 35 million akanunua shares za portland cement 8 bob, ataendesha izo serious Bentley’s na Rolls Royce cars na kumuita mwizi haitabadilisha situation yetu ama yake.

Kenyatta was working for the government long before Kenya got its independence.

As early as 1929, Kenyatta was working in the United Kingdom.

Any ordinary Kenyan peasant who works in the United Kingdom for 15 years is a rich man, sasa imagine mtu alikuwa anafanya huko 1930’s, 90 years later unaona wealth yake itakuwa wapi?

Kenyatta married into a rich family, his in-laws had religion, education, and wealth more than 100 years ago.r

Hope you never vote in our great nation

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  1. I don’t vote
  2. Elections is a tool of the elite you are complaining about, its their innovation, their invention, and it has never failed them
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Hehe, let’s wait for Muhoho Kenyatta to try rebrand himself after my personal contribution to this fiasco comes to light. For a matrilineal kingdom, you’d think they’d have seen this problem coming.

Jomo Kenyatta betrayed the Mau Mau and was paid handsomely by the Brits, in addition to being installed as puppet president. His land grabbing and corruption is well documented too.

Let’s not even begin with Uhuru and his many scandals (Pandora papers, 1 billion lost daily to corruption etc)

The revenues generated by Brookside, NCBA et al are proceeds of crime. These companies should be nationalized.

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Huyo haitaingia politics.

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Politics in Kenya is very simple, indeed. So itaingia.

kwani grandfather wa nani hapa alinunua shamba? before independence population ya kenya ilikuwa kidogo sana, na land ilikuwa mingi zaidi, mtu alikuwa anajinyakulia ile kiasi anataka.

Mau Mau walikuwa wanataka shamba za bure, na colonisers hawakuwa wanaachilia mashamba zao bure, walikuwa wanauza.

Mtu yyote mwenye alikuwa anataka shamba io wakati alikuwa anafuata process, anakata shares, na anapata shamba.

Wakisii walitoa mashamba wapi? Mbona Kenyatta hakuwabetray? Wakamba walitoa mashamba wapi? Vile kabila zengine zilipata mashamba, ndio ao watu wa mau mau wangefanya wapate mashamba, sio kutaka vitu za bure.

Tukiwa primary tulikuwa tunaimba song ya “mzee akasema rudi mashambani, leo, hakuna cha bure…”