have u ever been in a situation and out of nowhere unaropokwa na maneno…and things turn from bad to worse…example your boss is giving u a lecture then ulimi inatoa ile CLicking sound…ama unajibu Fuc_k you…and u end up fired…
kunasituation mbili in my personal life…
nikiwa high school…tulikuwa tunatafuna karatasi then ikiwa sloopy na mate tunachapa mtu nayo ya kichwa ama mgongo…
sasa hii siku ni mimi nilichapwa ya kichwa…na vile its disgusting halafu to make it worse student wakacheka…l tried locating nani amerusha but kila mtu alikuwa anacheka tu…out of hasira nikasema
“UCIO WAGUTHA NI KINO” (The one who threw the paper at me is a pussy)…
kumbe mwalimu alikuwa ashaingia…akaskia chenye nimesema…nikapelekwa staffroom nika nika ambiwa nirudiye vile nimesema… na vile some teachers walikuwa wanasema tommy na vile ni mzuri nini amefanya…walipo skia ile maneno nilitamuka nilipewa pano iyo week yote…
second situation…niliangukiya mzoga…wale personality yake ni ile anakushow…my dad told me am a queen so l must be treated like one…sasa mimi nimemumunya gilbeys yangu na mzoga hadi nimebook hotel yakukuliya pale Kafiko…apo ma CJ kuruka na ma romance kibao…all was well until nilipo anza dirty talk…
niliblunder nikasema “oooh you like dat BITCH”
Ile reaction niliona hadi nika angalia tena kwani nimeingia MKIA bahati mbaya…
she was all like you call me a bitch…dat is what you take me for…huuuh…
apo vile sikuwa nimeNut nikajaribu kumtuliza atleast ni burst a nut…
kumbe alianza drama akijifanya vile ako offended hadi ananipoke nakidole…hadi nika angalia JOSTO isha anza kuwa soft…
sasa pale aliharibu ni kuleta iyo kidole yake kwa forehead yangu akanirusha Akasema Apologize Bitch …
WTF kumbe hii ni nyangau ata inaweza nipiga…
told her Get the fuck out…
vile nilikuwa nimelipiya room already aftet an hour nilirudi na trapper nikachappa hadi nikatoa izo joti za nuks
heheh after a weekend out and chipoing some girl was calling her two days later for a chat and just like that found her with a fever, pole nikampa then nikamuuliza umepimwa? (in reference to hii normal kupimwa ya malaria, typhoid etc) and then my phone went off haikua na charge, nikaweka kwa charger for some time kuwasha napata ma texts vile ningemwambia nina mdudu mbona nimfanye hivi then I start mocking her ; how I have ruined her life etc. I was surprised kumbe alidhani I was talking of HIV and that I knowingly had it when she slept at my place
waaah iyo fone kuzima ndio ilifanya apanic …nikama ukitumia msee mpesa ukitakaa akutumiye product then kumcall kuliza kama amepataa ako mteja…ile feeling mtu huskia…una anza kufikiria umeconiwa aki na hii njanuary
:D:D:Dumenikumbusha back then nlidunga jamaa na divider, na mwingine nikamwendea na panga. Sa zingine holding on to something can mess your logic, you end kuwa hot tempered.
I had a barmaid friend. She once had a nasty running nose. Apparently, the husband had infected her with the flu. Sasa, tukiongea, I told her that “unajua homa ni STD” . Wacha husband askie. Wacha anilete juu. Didn’t even finish my drink. I just couldn’t understand why the guy couldn’t understand a simple joke that once you ferk someone with a cold, you also get it.
It later turned out that the couple was positive, and they thought my words were mocking them.
mine was a big mess
time: somewhere in 2005.
i had a new chic. i had broken up with my ex who was making a comeback.
at a funeral for a friend (kuna rock band inaitwa hivyo by the way), nilikuwa nikitext my ex and my current at the time.
current alikuwa mombasa, ex alikuwa nai.
so the text was soomething like “i’ll never forget our love which was one in a million” (text ya kihomo sana)
it went to my current and not to my ex. but it was meant for my ex.
as it was saying sending (from a nokia 3310) manze si nimetoa battery na mbio!
nikaacha off kiasi.
kuwasha, “WHO WERE YOU TEXTING?? WHO WAS THIS MEANT FOR? BLA BLA BLA…”
i wrote the dumbest thing in the entire world
“my cousin died and we were sending condolences to her phone which has been left on”
needless to say, we dated happily until it was over. she now is married with 3 kids.
i’m here in nairobi wondering how to amsha hii biashara ya ujinga ya kuprint paperbags juu machine imechapa
na vile some teachers walikuwa wanasema tommy na vile ni mzuri nini amefanya…walipo skia ile maneno nilitamuka nilipewa pano iyo week yote…