Hello talkers, I hope y’all had a great day. Welcome to our daily evening kahawa chat, n to those of us wenye tunapenda phombe, pewa moja on my bill.
PS: To the Algernons in the house - dont confuse team mafisi battalion!
Barueri = Judas
Hehehe, I’m not the Judas nigger you’re talking about. That guy is a soldier in one of the barracks in Gilgil
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Judas was not a soldier just a wannabe
Sasa chat ni ya nini kama haujaeka topic
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i agree with you fta elder
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“Hi pretty how was your day” hehehe!! mimi bado cjaokotwa
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@ bureuri,ulitoka Somalia,tunajua wewe ni Judas?
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Haha, hapo ningepatikana, that was my most chilling close-shave in my klisting/ktalking life
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Haha, mimi si Judas - sijui nitafanya nini mniamini
I met a friend I haven’t seen in ten years, he still looks the same. I suspect he has a portrait of himself locked somewhere in a box.
My boss’ niece really likes me. Predicament.
I found five shillings on the corridor. Lucky.
Planning on going bungee jumping on Saturday. Thrilled.
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What I miss is the crazy community we had back in Klost:
-INS getting cheated on, na anakaa nje ya keja akiskiza masounds
-Fieldmarshal Couch P had dryfried a certain lady and she ended up giving birth to a bouncing baby boy
-uwesmake and his interesting mchele experiences
-Lola creating a massive mafisi following
-seeker once posted a funny reply about her worst sexual experience, ati wanaume wenye wananuka matako na balls:D:D
-Kanyoka flossing about his many travels
-karl_marx kuna siku aliingilia Miss Dee, and ended up receiving so much fire, the listing was “a homily to Miss Dee”
-Third Man the GSU nigga who took so much pride in thrashing rioting UoN students
…
Ooh, what a community we had back then
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I was banned in klist reason being vertical writing ya siwes click movement for one week.
Thread ya kanyoka na rangerover yake.
Matudui kupata mbicha ya bibi yake naked kwa internet.
The drama queen ranny and I do believe ni eilen…
Hehe, that movement kuna wakati ilikuwa imevuma sana… pamoja na wajinga wa mharo news wenye walikuwa wanapost listing then they disable comments
Yes I remember a lister finding the wife’s nude photo kwa net apparently he identified it juu ya birthmark…
INS went underground after the incident and rumour started he die btw someone should add him here…
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That’s the worst blow to a man
Hahaha ,mafisi walikuwa wanafwata hio handle wakifikiri wameangukia!
na yule mod dereva ya UN
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Then there was the anoying lister with too much Q in his words. Qamnyege Qamquot and one cucu