Now, Sunday is supposed to be a very cool day, where people relax and unwind and generally take a rest after a hectic week.
Many years ago on a Sunday morning, my friend Kama Called me. He excitedly informed me about how he had found a new catch on one of the dating apps. They had moved it to Whatsapp and the lady was very receptive.
Both of them lived in Kiambu. Different towns that were not too far. They had even agreed to meet and the lady had invited Kama to her place.
I congratulated him and urged him to hit it till it smokes. He assured me that he would do me proud. I also adviced him not to eat the lady in her house. He assured me he had budegted for a low budget lodging.
Kama was a driver and he parked the bosses lorry at his place. He looked for some few coins to add fuel worth 1k and drove to the lady’s town of abode.
The lady had given him general directions and he was to get proper directions from bystanders once he reached a small town on the way.
Now the lady had even asked kama to send money for 2 packets of Wheat flour for Chapati and pancake. She asked if he took milk and how he liked his meat. Kama dutifully sent the cash around 300 as he looked forward to have a full belly and drained balls.
When Kama reached the small town along the way where he was to get directions, he called the lady. She didn’t pick. When he tried a second time she was off.
Later in the evening I called him but he was not answering. The next morning he called me and narrated to me how he had been washed by the daughter of Jezebel.
I laughed my head off and remembered that even on matters of online ladies it is PAYE - Pay After you Eat .