Euro bond simplified

The Kenya Eurobond saga simplified:
Wife: We have expenses worth 100,000 and we
only have 50,000.
Husband: No problem, I just borrowed 100,000
from the bank.
Wife: Great! Now we even have some for buying
furniture.
One week later…
Wife: Hey, we still haven’t paid our rent and
power bill. And we haven’t even bought any new
furniture. What’s happening?
Husband: I already used all the loan money.
Wife: What! Where?
Husband: I just generally used it. I don’t have the
specifics.
Wife: Huh? What did you buy? There’s nothing
new in the house and we still have the
outstanding expenses we had.
Husband: I assure you, the money went to good
use. I can’t go into specifics right now, but it
was well used.
Wife: Did you spend it on someone else? Or drink
it all?
Husband: No! I spent it on our home budget.
Just generally. On new stuff and some recurrent
expenses.
Wife: I can see we’ve spent 150,000 this month,
but we can only account for the 50,000 that we
initially had. Isn’t that a problem? Tell me just
one new thing you bought with the loan money.
Husband: Why are you suspicious? Can’t you see
everything is fine? Stop overthinking this. I
bought stuff, I just can’t remember what right
now. Must I remember everything??

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In short it just vanished

why not just use Confidential for Security purposes na watu watosheke…its like they enjoy being in the spotlight for the wrong reasons

Hahahaha

Kuna mtu alisema ni kama our gava loves the controversy ile design ya kukiwa na banana peel on the other side of the street it will cross the road so as to slide on it

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kwani mnadhani pesa za kupeana harambee zinatoka wapi

hehehe…
in every govt/ home there are alot of hidden charges/ expenses.
accountability is only found in accounts books

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