I am here. It’s a cool place. No many lanyes to choke your peace. I wonder why it doesn’t feature in your discussions here…
Huko ventilation ni pathetic. Wakiwasha fan halafu mtu awashe fegi downstairs mtavuta fegi nyi wote. Nilitoka huko na homa wazimu.
It’s a tier 2 whore house.
Elders are only interested in tier 1.
Ooh hell no…
Didnt know there is a WHO criteria for hoes…
plus it’s poorly lit, unaitishwa 1000/= kitu hauioni
Eureka hua fun usiku from around 11PM…most of the lanyes there are working single mothers
[COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]Relax Inn ndo SI unit ya wanakijiji on a budget. Hizo zingine ni kelele.
Coz these niggaz here wanna be choked! 
Yeah ventilation ni bwakni
Note, EUREKA is owned by the same owner as SJ!
Wow. Didn’t know that. Situpatane eureka tu sample ma rooms za huko? Ntaku deenya mpaka upate episiotomy.
We cannot piss where we get mulla to eat! Kama hauna pesa ya Kempinski useme ni kupeleke!
OK ok was just kidding. Sina ya kempinski. But niko na ya Ole Sereni.Si tupatane huko niku dimbue mkia till morning light?