I am musical. In high school, our school often made it to the nationals… performing at KICC kwa either “condom” ama “tent” depending on what the organizers had arranged for that year… one time even performing for Baba (the original) at State House, Nakuru. So when I say I am musical, I kinda know what I am saying… plus I am one of the few Kenyans who actually did “music” in high school as a course… mmmmnh… What a waste!!!
Let’s just agree that I am musical. So… Sometimes, out of nowhere a tune rings in my mind and I find myself humming or whistling to a song that I may have heard a loooong time ago (not unique to me, I am sure). Also, I am from the era where the only station was “idhaa ya redio ya VOK”… before it became “idhaa ya Kiswahili ya KBC”… which is now “Radio Taifa”. It’s like they had a FIXED playlist coz they would recycle those songs like shi+!! About 60% of those songs were ass-kisses to either Baba, or Kanu:
Ee Baba Moi, Tawala Kenya, Mpenzi wa wana…
Tawala, Kenya Tawala, Raisi…
Kenya ni Nchi yangu, sitaiwacha daima…
Wapotea mtoto mzuri kwa kunya chang’aa (Them Mushrooms)
Shida (Baraka Monshehe)
Remmy Ogalo, Maroon Commandos… … …
Those songs tend to linger on even now that we have a gazillion FM stations. Well… Out of the blues I found myself screaming the Escrava Esaura (translated: Esaura the Slave) song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3Cq9z3zisQ
…and I was like “Whaaat!! This shi+ used to air on VOK… It’s been like forever since I heard that song! Let me Google that shit!” Back then, the telenovella had been translated to English, but the cover song was always Portuguese. None of us knew Portuguese so we everyone sang the title song the best way they knew how, each hearing whatever they wanted to… try it! There was nothing else to watch so usijaribu kuniambia “nyeff nyeff” hapa…
With a sense of nostalgia, I decided to try and see if I could get a clip of the original telenovella with English subtitles. I did!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-nCy7WnFwM
(the title song in this version is different, although the story remains the same)
And then… shock!! This fuckin thing was shot in 2004, and yet the quality of work: the story line, the props, the effects and all… are still leaps and bounds ahead of what our local film industry is producing in 2016!! Have you tried watching TV lately!? And please don’t even try to tell me about that Nollywood shit!!
The music industry is not any better. Save for a few talented souls, our popular Kenyan artists are ALL shit!
So, really. What the fuck is wrong with our creative arts today?!!