EPIPHANY AMA PNC?

Sex & Relationships
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Umewahi date ama kukula slices kutoka dame for a long period na hamma the same taste in anything.Like taste in music,movies,drinks,food,Idea of fun,Finances,World views?

I have been dating this chic for 1.5 years not that she is the main chic but the assistant to the main one and I have realized we have absolutely nothing in common.Don’t get me wrong the sex is great and all but I feel like I can never ask her anything coz of course hajui or she zero lack of interest.For example,yesterday we had gone to Waterfront Mall in Karen for shopping then the famous lawyer Donald Kipkorir parked right next to me with this Range Rover DBK 007,I wanted to ask her if she had heard of him but I caught myself question and said to myself m"Huyu hakuna yeye hujua"

I guess I’m a bit of a know it all meaning I always have a vague idea of whatever topic is brought up lakini haka kanugu does not intellectually stimulate me

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You would be surprised akikwambia huyo jamaa anapenda anal kuliko pussy… as in she know him better than u think.:D:D:D

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Humble-bragging galore. Anyway umeambiwa mara kadhaa, stop dating ghetto chicks and complaining that they are ghetto. You are what you attract.

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Where have I bragged?Huyu si wa ghetto azin the folks live in Kileleshwa and her mum is an MCA.Lakini she is completely clueless.
Ask her "Have you heard this song?Have you watched this on Netflix?Have you been to cuz?Have you heard of this business…the answer is always no or silence

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DBK is one big pussy bitch! Man has an opinion on everything and anything, most of them clueless. Anyway as Dr. Ndii famously said “no education, just training”

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This sounds like nikama ameboeka na wewe …wewe ni okaa jahazi before she get a better option.

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I remember there tweed,Dr.Ndii alimwosha na hard facts heheh

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Smart move.Ungeuliza yeye hio swali halafu Donald askie angepea yeye 50k on the spot (if she is beautiful).Angeingizwa ndani ya range rover na wewe upewe 10k uende home ukanyonge monkey na sanitizer.

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Smart move.Ungeuliza yeye hio swali halafu Donald askie angepea yeye 50k on the spot (if she is beautiful).Angeingizwa ndani ya range rover na wewe upewe 10k uende home ukanyonge monkey na sanitizer.
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10k naweka 7K fuel alafu naingia Amboseli Baadaye we all win[/QUOTE]

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Well played :D:D:D:D

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Is she kalenjin?

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It never mattered to me before what a girl knew or didnt, so long as it was just a girl. Nowadays I cant stand Marshmallow heads. Ni uzee unaingia

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Your troubles begin with how you define.

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Mamake akiskia una m date ataulizwa ‘why are you dating mwananchi wa kawaida?’

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ako na mambo zake anajua pia zenye hujui. Bora mnaelewana vizuri hakuna shida

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My wife is like that. But I love her to bits.But she knows musicians, soap celebrities and a lot about money. Needless to say, I have a girlfriend who tickles my mind like hell. She is such good company that I get jealous when I know she will marry someone else. She is 21

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Nope

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Two peas in a pod.Lakini clueless chic hubore pia

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Mutura Ndom unasumbua

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Umafwi thread