I’ve made nearly 10 Facebook pages over the past decade. It has always taken a lot of effort to get people to like/follow and/or engage. I had to invite friends, be active on other pages, pay to boost etc. Sasa kutoka November nikaamua hard work is overrated, hata mimi nitaanza shortcuts kama 97% of Kanairo’s “successful” businessmen.
Nikafungua page flani ya ku-post sexy African ghels posing suggestively. Facebook’s algorithm is thorough, you can’t even post a photo showing a woman’s bare back, hiyo inakataliwa automatically. Kitu kama hii:
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Ata kama her ass and titties are covered. Heneway, this particular page is markedly different from the ones I used to struggle to market. I barely lift a finger banae.
The only thing I do is consistently posting a spicy photo at least once a week with some bullshit caption and log out. The next time I log in, the page always has tens of likes and comments, with sex starved ghaseers even offering money for the girls’ nudes and videos. Like moths to a flame, the fools rush to engage with my page without any invitation.
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Yaani hamuezi saidika nyinyi. Kitambo I used to imagine the average Kenyan male is at least half as intelligent as I am, lakini the results of my little experiment are thoroughly disappointing. No wonder women treat ya’ll like shiet if this is the level of desperate simping that goes on.
In the past, I had misgivings about employing women because of their generally poor work ethic. Mara mimi ni mgonjwa leo sitakuja, anga ndugu yangu amepotea tunamtafuta, sijui nili-misplace keys nimeshindwa kutoka kwa nyumba. On average, once a week they had to find an excuse to skip work.
Lakini if this is how ya’ll simp, I’ll have to put up with their upus while extracting as much money as I can from male customers. I always thought bar owners were misogynistic with this approach, but it’s the reality of the world we live in.
I’ll be opening a new gaming lounge in the next six months and will ruthlessly implement this concept. The attendants will be hot ghels and dress code will be mini-skirts, booty shorts, and very tight jeans. I’ll encourage them to openly flirt with male clients and keep whatever tips the fools give them, of course on top of their salaries. Hapo kando pia kutakuwa kinyozi with a lady barber, wale wa ku-massage mpaka chest. Sikuja nairobi kucheka na washienzi.