Enyewe; Good Things come to those who wait!.....

Of late kusema tu ukweli apart from an ex from the past hapa na pale,i have not had a consistent Sex life which i think a man of my age should have…

Mara huyu na ule na mara kukatia some random women that i bump into kwa duka ata kwa streets kama makanga just in a bid to get laid.
And getting laid i have been. ; juu mimi siwezi kosa kitu ya kuambia manze yeyote if i decide i am Horny…
I learnt this trait from katia- ring Mboches and Lonely housewives back in the day siku za Teenagehood.

Anyway; Just when you think you know it All; life has a way of putting you in your place!..

Anyhow; 2 weeks ago niko place mimi na Actros Benz yangu trying to deliver some shyte into a supermarket alafu nacheki kuna Freelander ( Land-Rover) mbichi imewachwa in my way.
Nikajichocha mimi ni “experienced” driver and if truth be truth, that Freelander was illegally parked in a delivery point.

Kidogo nikajichocha ati mimi ni Hamilton and i thought i had enough space kupenya.

Just as fast as i could barely see my mirrors nikaskia sauti ya “metal against metal” nikajua tu Freelander ni “Write off”… Totalled!

To my amazement zile nilishuka Actros na kwenda kucheki napata its minor damage kwa wing pekee yake and i have almost no damage kwa Lorry yangu.

Anyway; mimi kama Msamaria mwema i left a note under the wiper blade of the Freelande ati for the owner to contact me so we sort out the issue.

Two days on napata simu inalia na “unrecognised” number nikapokea…

On the other end of the line ni Binti mzima English Blonde ananishukuru for my honesty sijui ati where can we meet to sort these out!..

After ku-agree where to link up and talk things over bila kuingiza Insurance, i went to Whasapp kukagua huyu ni nani!?..

Napata the best Bootilicious Jungu woman ako na Profile picture yake hapo na it was last viewed sijui March 2016…

Long story short is that i now have a Jungu Bootilicious Blonde in her early 40s for a girlfriend!
She is a Lawyer but she is so much fun you cuoldn`t guess it!..

Its still early days but i think i am Going All White again!..

These African Sistas just Aint Loyal!..

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Haw many points did you get that will affect your insurance ? . My bad parking accident don’t count

any reported accident is reffered to the Coppers but if the two concerned parties come to an amicable decision then the coppers stand aside and let the insurance companies make the decision which in most cases ni hapo hapo kwa accident scene.
The only difference in my situation is that the “other” driver was not in her car and she was illegally parked!..

Hivo ndivo nilipata nyap!..kikikii…

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[MEDIA=facebook]923511664435865[/MEDIA] @gashwin na maguka wenzako, I think the wise elders in Migori set a very good precedent, iko mtu anataka viboko hapa.

yenyewe kiboko saa ingine ni mzuri ya kutoa ka-ujinga fulani kanakuwaga remnant watu wakikuwa…

All the best Kuria. Hit it while it lasts!

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You should have written it off. Done the whole world a favour having one less Freelander.

What kind of lawyer is she? How did she not sue you?

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ni kuria ama ni wawesh ule ‘mujanja’

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Ni Kuria wa Ndeiya or Mrs Waweru (gathee understanding kwa mablondes wa UK)

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he he hee. tuseme wewe ni mchokozi

I feel you bro…

If you are going to buy a Landrover make it worthwhile by getting a Discovery or a Defender… hii mambo ya Freelander ni Umama mtupu only found in the upper-class types who haven`t a clue about cars.

Riu ma nii wanjuria ki!?
Na niguo ngwendete Momo ino?!

Ndiri na uuru mwana witu.
But I am just curious, is there any quality difference between white and berry tunyaus? Mimi huskia (thro hekayas, of course) white ones are baridi hivi hivi…

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something something…
“the only way you’d get to fuck a white girl is if you bleached your hands”
something something
can’t quite remember the wording

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All women are the same when it comes to their “tunyaus”…
The Only difference comes from how much you want a Particular “kanyau” over another as a man.

I have always been attracted by the looks and shapes of my African sistaz but in my moment of weakness, i get with junguz because they are so much more open and honest.

Apart from that; Kuma ni kuma and the Only good kuma is a kuma that you have never put your dick in.

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Haiya…
:D:D:D

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