Of late kusema tu ukweli apart from an ex from the past hapa na pale,i have not had a consistent Sex life which i think a man of my age should have…
Mara huyu na ule na mara kukatia some random women that i bump into kwa duka ata kwa streets kama makanga just in a bid to get laid.
And getting laid i have been. ; juu mimi siwezi kosa kitu ya kuambia manze yeyote if i decide i am Horny…
I learnt this trait from katia- ring Mboches and Lonely housewives back in the day siku za Teenagehood.
Anyway; Just when you think you know it All; life has a way of putting you in your place!..
Anyhow; 2 weeks ago niko place mimi na Actros Benz yangu trying to deliver some shyte into a supermarket alafu nacheki kuna Freelander ( Land-Rover) mbichi imewachwa in my way.
Nikajichocha mimi ni “experienced” driver and if truth be truth, that Freelander was illegally parked in a delivery point.
Kidogo nikajichocha ati mimi ni Hamilton and i thought i had enough space kupenya.
Just as fast as i could barely see my mirrors nikaskia sauti ya “metal against metal” nikajua tu Freelander ni “Write off”… Totalled!
To my amazement zile nilishuka Actros na kwenda kucheki napata its minor damage kwa wing pekee yake and i have almost no damage kwa Lorry yangu.
Anyway; mimi kama Msamaria mwema i left a note under the wiper blade of the Freelande ati for the owner to contact me so we sort out the issue.
Two days on napata simu inalia na “unrecognised” number nikapokea…
On the other end of the line ni Binti mzima English Blonde ananishukuru for my honesty sijui ati where can we meet to sort these out!..
After ku-agree where to link up and talk things over bila kuingiza Insurance, i went to Whasapp kukagua huyu ni nani!?..
Napata the best Bootilicious Jungu woman ako na Profile picture yake hapo na it was last viewed sijui March 2016…
Long story short is that i now have a Jungu Bootilicious Blonde in her early 40s for a girlfriend!
She is a Lawyer but she is so much fun you cuoldn`t guess it!..
Its still early days but i think i am Going All White again!..
These African Sistas just Aint Loyal!..