Back in primary school we had this female teacher who used to be very strict and used to hit us seriously when we made a mistake or after exam when guys failed. One time we did an exam and we failed terribly so we knew the kind of war that awaited us ahead. I had this cheeky friend named Jeff who decided to play a prank on the teacher so as to teach her a lesson. Jeff alibuy eno then akaamua ataweka kwa mdomo na aanze kutoa foam kwa mdomo after a few strokes. Mode kukam alikuwa anabreathe fire so Jeff akaoffer kuenda wa kwanza, akapigwa viboko mbili then akaanza kufoam. The teacher panicked akatoa viatu akatoka mbio akipiga nduru na sisi hapo nyuma tumebeba Jeff tukijifanya tunaenda kumpa first aid while laughing at what had transpired. The lady was so scared that she stopped caning us but then left at the end of that term.
Alilamba Ki-eno kikubwa ama ka-eno kadogo
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dyou killed it man…
Jeff was a hero
Jeff is the real life Jesus he was caned for all your sins and you were all saved
I know right. NV you should always pray to jeff, giving offerings to him only.
vicksd
O Hail Jeff, the viboko redeemer!!!
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Alilamba Ki-eno kikubwa ama ka-eno kadogo
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Ninyi mulikuwa kichwa ngumu na wajanja mbaya sana. :D:D:D:D
Word, back in the day walimu walikua abusive sana there was this teacher who took the cover of a ball point pen(biro) akatoboa skio ya dame flani all in the name of discipline. That was fucked up, haunts me till this day.
kufa basi
Teachers back in the day acted like small gods and were a key reason for majority of dropouts. Makosa kidogo kama kuanguka assignment unawekelewa fito kama 20 na ndo mko class four au five sa unaona ndo nfike 8 ntakua already cremated. wengi waliona iko unbearable waka drop out. Me one thing that prevented me from dropping out was Hitler for a parent. His fury was tougher than the teachers’.
wengi waliona iko unbearable waka drop out.
speaking of ku drop out. back in the days ntukiwa class 2 my classmate started smorking bila kujulikana na walimu only some few classmates nikiwa moja wao bt come class 3 1st term my classmate alijulikana na alionwa war yakimataifa at around 10am na since that day hadi waleo he never ever stepped back in class again nowadays huwa na patana na yeye akiosha magari car wash ana nishow ni mwachie ka 10bob achome
Mi nikiwa highschool by form 3 i had over a hundred school shirts, trouser kama 30, na sweater kadhaa. Si uwongo, i used have my school uniform washed end term nikiwa home na mama wakufua nguo estate. Used to buy them from form 4 leavers, shirt 30bob, trouser 100bob na wengine wanakuachia coz ur pals. Sasa kuna time tu mono tumecomplain sana how their shirts are being stolen by form 2’s kwa clothes line wakianika. Wacha the teachers decide to do a raid in our dorms kutafuta wezi n uniform inaweza clothe a whole stream is found in my locker… hehehe. Sema kichapo cha umbwa. Spent the next day kwa staff room, teachers taking turns to cane my sorry maasai ass.