Encounter with Sudanese bandits Part 3

[Afro]

Me thinks all the encounters with the sudanese was @maasai 101 's plan to discourage mhindi from invading his biz

[Meria_Mata]

@Afro

Me thinks all the encounters with the sudanese was @maasai 101 's plan to discourage mhindi from invading his biz

you mean to say aliabaki na hio kiatu, heheheh

[Afro]

But on a serious note, me thinks the next time ukienda sudan beba mchele. Ukipika uji unaiweka kwa thermos mbili tofauti. Thermos one label it uji yetu. Thermos two iwe uji ya wageni,this is the thermos that you will heavily lace with mchele. Ikuwe a classic tale of hunter hunted

[wheelz]

@Afro

But on a serious note, me thinks the next time ukienda sudan beba mchele. Ukipika uji unaiweka kwa thermos mbili tofauti. Thermos one label it uji yetu. Thermos two iwe uji ya wageni,this is the thermos that you will heavily lace with mchele. Ikuwe a classic tale of hunter hunted

And then? Truck is still stuck. And there’s still a return trip. Those bandits will wake up ready for war.

[Mediocre]

Biz ya security inaeza ivana sana hii route. Find a few sudanese in Kenya, arm them then mkubaliane bei.

[Okwonkwo]

@maasai 101

On getting to nairobi, nakuta patel having discussed with the father, had put on hold buying their own trucks because the road was too risky, wakaamua kazi yote ni ya maasai 101 na papo hapo mungu akanionekania nikaanza kuona pesa na macho.

one man’s problems is another man’s blessings.

[Greedy_Genius]

@maasai 101

I have been through so much, story ni mingi sana the problem is that im not good at narrating.There’s even one i was almost mauled by a lion.

Leta hiyo hekaya ya simba.

[Gikonyo]

@Greedy Genius

Leta hiyo hekaya ya simba.

seconded hekaya ikuom

[Shamsudin]

Thirded, ikam

[Afro]

@wheelz

And then? Truck is still stuck. And there’s still a return trip. Those bandits will wake up ready for war.

You burrry them neck high

[Wechez]

@Meria Mata

well narrated,This should be made into a movie, (nikuongeza tu a girl in the mix and make it a love story, it would be a block buster)

Nice idea am planning to script it. Na itakuwa a kenyatalk production.
Written by ndauwoh 101. Batallion ya plagiarism nitakuwa nimewatoka.

[Giggz]

@maasai 101

Maasai 101 being a good samaritan, nikapea mhindi tshirt ya mtumba na short to cover his nakedness na kitambi.

The following day, we managed to get the truck unstuck, but our joy was shortlived because we barely did a kilometre before getting stuck again. As the day progressed it dawned on us that we would spend the night having not driven far from the thugs. It was then decided that supper ipikwe by 5pm, ndio wakikuja time yao ya usiku wakute tumekula but tupike uji yao for obvious reason because wakikosa chakula ni vita tena.

I kept telling Patel, Sudanese ni mjinga sana, place alipata kitu lazima arudi tena. He kept asking kwa nini na tumeshinda tu hapa, kwani kuna kazi tumefanya mchana tukalipwa ndio tupate pesa ya kuwapatia jioni. Nikamwambia ngoja tu.

When evening came, as i was explaining to patel why we usually dont lock cabin doors in sudan, the now familiar dark faces appeared but in a larger group. Without even talking, ni kama kwao, they made a beeline to the fire place kila mtu anataka apewe kikombe yake ya uji kwanza ndio wapate nguvu ya kutuibia.

Having had the porridge, we were rounded up counted to make sure no one was hiding…soko ya nguo ikaanza tena and the money we had in our pockets was taken. Just as the first night, we were left with boxers only as they vanished into the darkness.
The shocking part is that later patel has the audacity to come borrow clothes again. nilimtolea curtain ya actros ajifunge.

Wadau, we spent 5 days along that stretch, and everyday, sudanese walikuja, everyday they left us naked, everyday lazima pesa na uji. kumbe hata kupea patel curtain was a mistake coz waliibeba tu.

On getting to kapoeta being a market day, tukatafuta place ya mtumba and we restocked coz hata mimi nilikuwa nimeishiwa. On our way back to the truck we spot one of the thugs flossing with Patels boots, smiling shamelessly carrying an AK47 on his back, but we could do nothing.

We then drove to juba with no more troubles. After offloading, Patel akasema hawezi rudi na truck, atapanda ndege tukutane nairobi. Driving back when empty was easy because then it only took around 4 to 5 days to get to nairobi. Which we did bila stress.

On getting to nairobi, nakuta patel having discussed with the father, had put on hold buying their own trucks because the road was too risky, wakaamua kazi yote ni ya maasai 101 na papo hapo mungu akanionekania nikaanza kuona pesa na macho.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D can’t stop laughing

[system]

Tafuta director watu wataacha kupiga kelele juu rafiki.

[system]

@Afro

You bury them neck deep

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Teddy_time]

This is some funny shit! @maasai 101 anzisha blog. Hizo story zako kama ni ukweli inaweza kukupatia pesa on the side

[Swansea]

@WuTang

Sudanese ni ovyo sana.

Hao lost boys wako hapa majuu. In my clubbing days, they used to frequent a club/hole in the wall that I used to patronize too. Wakilewa ilikuwa vita saa zote.

[Ken_Sarro]

@Swansea

Hao lost boys wako hapa majuu. In my clubbing days, they used to frequent a club/hole in the wall that I used to patronize too. Wakilewa ilikuwa vita saa zote.

Huku Nakuru they used to frequent club 64 then wakilewa wanaanza vita. Patrons started deserting the club until at one point raia zika anza kuwapiga. Walikua wanapigwa mob justice na kila mtu hadi waka tulia. Then kuna time mtoi wa a sudanese diplomat aliuliwa juu ya grudge na raia ikabidi watulie

[WuTang]

@Swansea

Hao lost boys wako hapa majuu. In my clubbing days, they used to frequent a club/hole in the wall that I used to patronize too. Wakilewa ilikuwa vita saa zote.

Si basi wana criminal records noma sana.

[WuTang]

@Ken_Sarro

Huku Nakuru they used to frequent club 64 then wakilewa wanaanza vita. Patrons started deserting the club until at one point raia zika anza kuwapiga. Walikua wanapigwa mob justice na kila mtu hadi waka tulia. Then kuna time mtoi wa a sudanese diplomat aliuliwa juu ya grudge na raia ikabidi watulie

:D:D:D:D:D, Sad for the kid though, he didn’t deserve to die in such circumstances.

[Mnyama_Fulani]

@pamba

Birrionare saidia talkers na kibarua hata kama ni driver uchumi iko mbaya.

Hapa pamba umeongea kama wanaume watano hawajanyoa…