'Embarrassing' moments and quick remedies

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Leo nimepewa kazi ya kufunza kikundi ya wamama wa department on few developments and computation of what we do, shida ikatokea when one made a very provocative move with her mouth and finger kababa could not take it anymore and decided to flex his muscles. I tried to bend unluckily hapakua na meza nimechekelewa sana
what are some of your embarrassing moments and how did you resolve them discreetly

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My di. Ck doesn’t have to be erect for that to happen.

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Hua unaifungilia kwa kiuno kama mshipi?

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come on man, are you are fucking retard or just plain stupid, do you have to keep repeating this same shit day in day out. For all we care, you and your fucking huge fucking fucker can fucking fuckoff

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anatumianga kutembea kama mguu ya tatu kama tuktuk

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Boss, man up uwache kuwa embarrassed na natural things like erection. You just tell them, ‘excuse me ladies can you please allow me to adjust my ‘mobile set’. it is sitting uncomfortably in its pocket!!’ Alafu unainyonga na belt

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you skipped a class on punctuation you would have learnt something…

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Kuna time nimerudi job from lunch na nlikuwa nimesosi sana. Ofisi yenye nafanya ikiwa 2nd floor na kuna beauty college 1st floor, so wasupa walikuwa wanapenda kubangaiza hapo kwa stairs in between classes. Mimi huyo napanda stairs mbio mbio ubaya kamshuto zile za woofah kakatokea. Madem waliangua kicheko lakini mimi nani. Nilipita kama nimeuma ndimu as if nothing had happened na nikalost kwa ofisi.
Tangu hiyo day, nlikuwa nabeba lunch alafu kuingia ofisi ni ngware, kutoka ni late ama kama bado wako daro.

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:D:D:D:D

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D @introvert njoo uchore

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Ungejiexcuse haraka, uende uadjust tool na urudi.

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Were avici pigs hii nugu inajiita sijui swadifil…kalamu,huoni amezidi?

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I was intimidated by their ranks but on second thought heri ningefanya hivyo

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niaje mukunwa

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Manze @introvert akichora hiyo maneno itakuwa kuweka pilipili kwa kidonda.
Chorea hiyo story:D:D:D

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Fiti sana mukubwa leta maneno

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:D:D:D:D

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I thought ulioga…what a disappointment

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conclusion:
you work with lanyes
uko d/spell vibaya sana na ni kwa sababu hupati any juu huogi
next month nunua nduthi shida zikupungukie
you should sue the company for sexual harassment …

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Ungekuta mwenye alichokoza wewe after mafunzo umshow amechokoza mzee Abdullah, sasa amtulize…

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