Elections preparations! Walevi kujeni hapa.

With all the hype of the forthcoming elections, serikali will be very keen to ensure pombe, bhangi, malaya and all other unplesantries you talkers indulge in will be in very limited quantity. So muanze kujipanga mapema.

Mimi that election period I know i will be very idle, so lazima nistock chupa kadhaa za makali the weekend before elections. As results start streaming in, nitakuwa mlevi chakari. Wewe utanunua nini?

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will they open rehab centers for us ddos??

Bar owners association will be in court to challenge this.Kitunguu lazima inukishwe

mSDA anatafuta publicity kidogo mjue aliingia ofis

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So you’re preparing for erections…

Ni stock tutaweka alafu tutaenda kupiga kura kama tuko na makali kwa mfuko

Nacada role is to administer alcohol and drugs in Kenya not to affect the non-users i.e under 18’s and those who over use it. However their work isn’t to ban it. Only Parliament as the people representatives can do that. Trying to ban alcohol during the election period is not their mandate or legal. However they can do a civic education campaign during the period to persuade people to skip it or drink moderately in the same period.

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I support this though

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Mlevi ni mlevi tu, hata anywe maji atalewa

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fuckin busybodies. pombe sio ya…

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mama yao

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watalewa

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Wengine wakila miwa wanalewa!

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i will buy enough beer for the entire election period and store in my refrgerator

Watu waokoke my fren. Na waingie ministry ya Dr Owuor