Elders leteni maoni

Sex & Relationships
1

kuna huyu mama mzee neighbor safara kitu 50s anapenda kunyemelea vijana wadogo…my wife is young lakini huyu shosho ameamua lazima alale na mimi banae…hatambui kama niko na bibi…nikikataa,anaenda akisambaza stori zangu mtaa ati niko single…ni mmatha wa udaku…I fuckin hate her walai nikipita machuom naskia tumatha tuzee tukichekacheka…am in a mess wadau…sijui nifanye nini walai

2

Kuzidisha ni single matha na watoi wake wanatoshana na mimi…amenieka target walai

3

Ghasia wewe. Why did you entertain such a charlatan in the first place?

4

Mlianzana aje na mumama? Tuanzie tu hapo.

5

Mpe stick then ondokea.

6

Ni neighbor bana…ako na habit ya kulala na vijana newly married…alianza na salamu kidogo naskia ameanza kuniita my dear

7

bisha?

8

You have two problems here:

  1. You entertained that old-ass harlot to the point that akaanza kuona she has a chance with you

  2. You obviously live in a low-income neighborhood

Solutions:

  1. Never entertain a woman you wouldn’t fuck. Unless ni biashara of which you should keep it strictly professional. Don’t compliment them, don’t entertain them, don’t engage in small talk with them

  2. Hama hiyo slum bro and go to a new neighborhood. Ondokea hiyo ghasia kabla ianze kutoa fununu ati mnadinyana ikuharibie reputation

9

What is machuom?

10

Shida yote ndio hiyo inakaa ni kama zile plots zinakuwanga na nyumba hamsini za single room

11

mzee kaa nyumbani… hii pesa ya bundle ungetumia kulipea meds na treatment ju wewe kama kdf najua umetumia tarimbo vibaya

12

jifanye unataka kumkula ilihali unanyemelea one of her daughters then utombe the daughter gagnam style and dump her.

13

chuom ni ma corridor (mostly between houses/buildings) kama zile za bahati estate zenye kina @PHARMACY hukula malaya za 150

14

Anataka kuiba nyota yako, kukula wamama wazee huleta laana, ona mtu kama @Nipe Nikusifu ama @Josto Bwaku ni watu wamepoteza rada ya maisha

15

:D:D:D

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

17

Usiwaste time na wamama bwana!

18

Hama hiyo shithole…ama utombe yeye kimadharau

19

Hii Ngoma ni FIRE, Kabisa @Jimit .

20

Piga yeye kitu heshima itadumu vile unataka… Bora roho yake inapiga damu .