Elders of great wisdom, I have a problem I need your honest and practical advice. 2 months ago I opened a branch of my main economic activity in a far away place from home so I have to live there to monitor its progress. Due to change in place I had mild headaches and common cold ,so I buy over the counter medication from a chemist where a beautiful lady operates as an employee. My small head guided me to seduce her akaiingia box, slices nimekula for 1 month now, I didn’t tell her I am in another serious relationship.
I have my main chic of 5yrs and we have a son but not officially married but she is the one. She will be coming to the new place in 3 weeks time for December holiday. I usually go home to visit them after 2 eeeks cause she is also committed but lives at home.
I want to avoid this ladies clashing and ruining the trust she has in me by dropping the new girl in away she will not cause drama when my lady arrives.
Elders how do I cut the new situationship without telling her there is another person as the reason for the break up .
manufacture a dispute and escalate the issue as an irreducible minimum and bolt out.Relationships never lack issues,pick one
- Weka picha ya chemist.
- Weka picha ya main chick
- Weka picha ya chemist babe plus her no.
- Weka picha ya your son
- Give us proof of paternity to your son
- Give us proof of slices taken from chemist girl.
- Tell us what your net income is.
- Tell us why you can’t keep the two women discreetly.
- Tell us if you can stomach seeing your chemist babe being banged by an elder
- Tell us why you can’t reason like a talker and chew them both one(chemist) for Monday, Wednesday Friday and Sunday the other(wife) for Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
Without these answers we can as well conclude you were wet dreaming and recommend the following action be taken on you [ATTACH=full]337170[/ATTACH]
Ndugu, ukitafuna mali swafi hukutuita tukusaidie. Kwa hivyo hata hapa pambana tu kijeshi.
Hii story ungetuchapia mwanzo mwanzo ukienda kununua paracetamol na condoms. Its too late my bru, the collision course is set n nothing can you do to prevent it.
Jitayarishe how you going to deal with the aftermath cos as we say “you fvcked”
1to 7 compromises my anonymity,8to 10 thanks for your advice
dem unatomba na munaheshimiana si ati kama umekuwa ukitomba dem regularly amekuwa bibi au dem. mwambie uko na bibi kama hataki akwende
Just ghost the chemist girl aka ingia mitini
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@CD Za Mutambaruka tell her the truth. You will still need her services after December. Hapana onyesha yeye madharau,
This is now our official KTalk kuingia karura gif
it seems you said things that will put you in a fix if she knows their are others,always joke left right and center you are a serious family guy,infact in the next 2years you are expecting to be someones grandfather.
if possible ingia karura for the few days…
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Ghaseer, picha bana… Tunajua uko mombasa… Ni pande gani hiyo?..
Pili, fanya vile umeambiwa na ango uwes…
Ama bibi akikuja, upeleke kwa nyumba ingine… Yaani hama nyumba yenye hiyo kunguru ya chemist haijui coordinates…
And then start taking control from there…
Buda…shockvalue.
My room mate names starts with R ends with Y was in a similar situation with a kenyan girlfriend and ugandan sidechick who by the way was 1000 times hotter than kenyan g.f.
So guy kept mentioning his dilema and told me that the day the 2 come face to face we get creative…hed rather loose the ugandan if the worst comes to the worst…couldnt understand the logic…this the first and only time ive found huge firm pointed titties sexy on girl.
The girl was a Jopadhola from East u.g.
Sawa…so usiku fulani tumedose kwa 2 man cube mimi lower decker guy upper decker.
Sidechick akatokea like at 11pm…guy akamkubali tu…wakaanza kudinyana hapo top decker…mi naumia hapo chini pekee yangu…bed ikiswing back and forth chick is just hissing and sobbing with pleasure.
Kidogo wasee wa cham wanatokea wakiambia wasee chicks wamehepa shule wako njiani.
My pal huko juu pia akaskia the 411 akajua bibi ako njiani…now he had to get rid of side chick.
Hapo tu juu ya dame he started pumping harder and faster aki mumble stuff in lunje loudly aggresively…all of a sudden he jirushad from the chick…off the bed and onto the floor like his epileptic…usisahau boy ako ndethe na amenyonji.
Chick started shreiking freaking out…nikakumbuka hile maneno ya get creative…
I lept out of bed and switchex on the lights and knelt on the ground to attend to my possesed colleague.
I looked at the girl and confidently told her the guy anatoka boma ya demon possed people…and the guys dead grandads spirit huwa inataka kumalisa the guy.
I asked the chick to go get a prayer warrior fast.
Dame aligather her clothes…disembarked from the bed and shot off into the darkness butt naked never to return.
Keshoye tulipitana school canteen na the chick ka tuko juu ya yoghurt na chapati na my homie…we exchanged strange looks na kila mtu aka mind their own busines.
Things remained that way ever since.
Pole brathe, just tell the lady uko in another serious relationship. Dem ushakula you have nothing to lose
Epic creativity, thanks for the experience advice.
Are they in a position to meet? If not just tell the chemist umetravel outside the country ata your phone won’t work alafu block her during the time your main chick ako. Do not forget to block. Maisha Huwa funny unaweza kaa 6 months without a phone call alafu ile siku umetulia na bibi au main chick ndio a stupid bitch ataamua kukupigia.
Are you really comparing a 2month r/ship vs a 5 year r/ship that involves a kid. Honest opinion you should have let the new gal know about you family long time ago. Since you haven’t the best time to do so is kesho. Not cold heartedly, the wording is key not even the situation at hand. And if she is to go-- akwende basi.
Pia wewe kaa ukijua huyo muanamuke wa 5yrs kuna Fisi/Sponyo fulani anampepeta petupetu while you are busy dinyaing ur new catch.
Its a fuckd up world we live in nigger! …ama unataka kudai Bibi wako hagawi coomer? uliza @Tom Bayeye @TrumanCapote wakupe uondo.
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