Elder looses car after taking it to a welder

https://x.com/i/status/1931954692717707486

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Hapo insurance inaweza sema nini? Ni @kodiaga the chomelea atalipa ama mwenye gari aanze kujifunza kutumia matatu?

Kwani hiyo ghaseer chomelea @Kodiaga hakutoa terminals kabla aanze kazi?

Hii insurance hapana tambua, abebe msalaba wake

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Muhimu ya kukua na fire extinguisher

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ukimalizana na bribe ya ob, na assessor.. unaambiwa this does not qualify as an accident… follow up na garage :green_emoji:

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@Kodiaga alitoka bongoma last month, hata kiswahili yake ni sanifu.. anatumia terms kama “kuwachipika, ndiposa, chuzi, chana, mukate na inawesekana”

Sasa hapa najua anarudishwa ocha.. ashaleta hasara. Huko pia aliharibu 2 bags of cement kwa mjengo fulani. Aliskika akisema, “sichui hiso saruji mbili siko wapi, nikama wamesiiba.”

Kiswahili safi…

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Alipeleka kwa hometown ya welder wa Germany sycophants wakacheza kiwao, ama unamaanisha nini?

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Hii place inakaa kama Kamulu?

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Nawambianga mwafrika bado ni nyani inaishi kwa msitu mnasema niko jaba ndio maana nawaonea. Oneni sasa. Sub county mzima haina fire extinguisher in 2025 na mnasema Africa will take off during our lifetimes?

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Sasa amepata nyumba ya kuku

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Njaruo amefanya.

nipee ule sister yako shikunitombe yeye kesho saa nne

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Itakuwa hasara kubwa mno juu anataka mtoto wa ki luhya na wewe ulisha choma clutch…

Cc: @poyoloko

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kuna mwalimu natomba raw akidhani tutaonana tupate watoto. Hajui mimi nafurahia tuu kuma nikichoka nitoke. sema kumwaga ndani kwa furaha nikijua there will be no consequences

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Ngoja uletewe a bouncing baby boy

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Dont these things blow up?

Ama nimewatch movies mingi

Nikiwa eunuch kama @Kodiaga unijaribu huo umbwakni huezi jua kofi moto, kahasho na flying kick zimetoka wapi kwa mpigo ujikute na huko kwa mtaro ya sewage kama umejaa meffi

my Eunuch certificate is well laminated and stored

those idiots do realize a fuel tank could explode at any moment?

Kama hakuwa na comprehensive insurance, hii inaitwa TOTAL LOSS.