Back in the day, did you go to the movies at Nairobi or 20th and then, just in the middle of the movie, the reel katikas?
You are like shit! What the ferk!
For months now, we have been promised this ndrama, this vindeo of total absolute carnage but what do we get here in Nairobi? Normal weather.
No chaos. No endless jams. No carnage. No death and destruction from the skies. No raging floods and little black babies drowning in the muck in Kibera. No ndrama. No vindeo. No ‘serikali saidia’ sideshows at 9.
Just blue skies and above average temps. Same old same old.
And here I was thinking I was in for a hell of a ride. AM BORED OF SYRIA, AND THOSE DROWNING REFUGEES, FOR GOD’S SAKE. I NEED A LOCAL PRODUCTION - LIKE THE WHOLE OF SOUTH SEA (sic) being covered in four metres of water. Need to feel lucky, you know, as I shed crocodile tears as I lavish every moment. I need to watch those thousands and thousands of Youtube films of those unfortunate slops in a 32-seater being swept to their deaths in Kajiado. Or, even better, Budalangi…serikali saidia, ni saidi mbaya kabisa.
Ferk all Nguatah Flancis wanna-bes. You promised me a block-buster and this is what I get? NO DROWNINGS? No drownings?
And ferk Mastitis too. Hormonal bisch can’t give me nothing no more…
Actually, Algae are quite advanced compared to other microbes and you have them to thank for most of the oxygen we breath. And they do reproduce sexually.
SOURCE: Microbiologist/Biotechnologist
You on the other hand are a disgrace to life, an absent minded fart in the evolutionary process.
But the drama in this country is never ending.
Eurobond
Prayer rallies
Waiguru
Baba mediating between North and South Korea
Who fixed Ruto
Teachers strike
Broke government
Confused opposition,
Whoever writes the script for KE deserves an award.