african capitalism.
you have two cows
you slaughter one and use it’s hide for your new toga,
you pay dowry for a second wife with the remaining one.
then travel all the way to bagamoyo so that the witchdoctor can devine for you the reason why you have no milk
soomali gapitalism
you haf two cow
your cow eat the miraa tree
woria, you gill both cow an drink their blood, sh*rmutta!!
@Uzo capitalism
He has two cows
He climbs both of them in the hopes of reproducing.
Only to realize he is the 3rd cow
:D:D:D:D:D:D
if you know you know
Somali Capitalism
You have two cows
You fuck them both
Kenyan corporation:
You have two cows.
You overmilk them and somehow always find yourself with less milk.
You borrow your neighbor’s milk to sustain your milk consumption.
You go for benchmarking seminars to understand why you need the cow in the first place.
@Bingwa Scrotum dinywa. Anatemea kwanza mbuzi kikhozi haga ndio anaifira.
@Azor Ahai corporation.
Has two cows. Instead of attending to them. He goes to hustle other men pilsna while giving unsolicited financial advice.
He attacks his neighbours online because his cows produces more milk than his. He is always pessimistic that you can never be rich through selling milk.
Eat :meffi::meffi:
:D:D:D:D:D
Hio venture capitalism ni too real
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D shait !