Eastmatt Fruits for the Indian Flute

[Mathaais]

Hii imenikumbusha yule jamaa aliitwa na manzi akamueekee bulb akadhani ni slices anaitiwa. The chic was cooking chicken so jamaa kuingia akajua baaas, nalishwa kuku kabla kazi ianze. Kumaliza kuweka bulb jamaa kajiseti kwa sofa kungojea dish only to hear the chic akiitana ‘babe, food is ready’ and a short guy emerged from the bedroom… Waah!

[Some_Say]

@Mathaais

Hii imenikumbusha yule jamaa aliitwa na manzi akamueekee bulb akadhani ni slices anaitiwa. The chic was cooking chicken so jamaa kuingia akajua baaas, nalishwa kuku kabla kazi ianze. Kumaliza kuweka bulb jamaa kajiseti kwa sofa kungojea dish only to hear the chic akiitana ‘babe, food is ready’ and a short guy emerged from the bedroom… Waah!

:D:D:D:D:D

[Desoto]

@Mathaais

Hii imenikumbusha yule jamaa aliitwa na manzi akamueekee bulb akadhani ni slices anaitiwa. The chic was cooking chicken so jamaa kuingia akajua baaas, nalishwa kuku kabla kazi ianze. Kumaliza kuweka bulb jamaa kajiseti kwa sofa kungojea dish only to hear the chic akiitana ‘babe, food is ready’ and a short guy emerged from the bedroom… Waah!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D,

[captain_obvious]

@Mathaais

Hii imenikumbusha yule jamaa aliitwa na manzi akamueekee bulb akadhani ni slices anaitiwa. The chic was cooking chicken so jamaa kuingia akajua baaas, nalishwa kuku kabla kazi ianze. Kumaliza kuweka bulb jamaa kajiseti kwa sofa kungojea dish only to hear the chic akiitana ‘babe, food is ready’ and a short guy emerged from the bedroom… Waah!

Hehehe, hiyo haikuwa hekaya ya Abunuwasi @kush yule mnono?

[Mathaais]

@captain obvious

Hehehe, hiyo haikuwa hekaya ya Abunuwasi @kush yule mnono?

Can’t remember who posted it ngoja tuulize @Ice_Cube atutafutaie.

[Ice_Cube]

@Mathaais

Can’t remember who posted it ngoja tuulize @Ice_Cube atutafutaie.

@captain obvious

Hehehe, hiyo haikuwa hekaya ya Abunuwasi @kush yule mnono?

hiyo nimesaka nikakosa ni kama ilinipita siikumbuki. Yule anaijua ailete

[Giggz]

@Marty McFly

Despite the fake alpha attitude from the obvious virgins, bro if you wanna tap there is still a chance. The Greek have a saying that goes gitindirira nikuo kuheo.

A hyena follows a man religiously awaiting the hand to fall but if it fails fisi hupita nayo.

[incognitus]

peleka matunda as ypi scroll kama kuna signs za ndume around. Then concoct a story ili muende kwako. You can even say you are an ulcers specialist na uko na dawa kwa hao. If she comes through kanyanga mtu mpaka akuite daddy.
Lakini pia ujue anaweza kuwa ana ulcers juu ya kupewa stress, ball na okimwi na mwanaume.

[Ice_Cube]

@Grundy

Boss, I am no pick up artist but you are putting her on a golden pedestal. Kila time unamsifu and strangely enough it looks like she’s always trying to brush your flattering off. In short I am saying that you are overdoing it.

Fine just send me her number I’ll ask her whether she wants to give you slices.

thought so too. This guy is over using the cliche lines in flattering her. be economical with your flirts. And as m2random says, meet her on your own terms. She is the one dictating when you speak with her, how long… come on dude. But it is still salvageable…

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Mathaais

Hii imenikumbusha yule jamaa aliitwa na manzi akamueekee bulb akadhani ni slices anaitiwa. The chic was cooking chicken so jamaa kuingia akajua baaas, nalishwa kuku kabla kazi ianze. Kumaliza kuweka bulb jamaa kajiseti kwa sofa kungojea dish only to hear the chic akiitana ‘babe, food is ready’ and a short guy emerged from the bedroom… Waah!

Ama ule alibebeana mtungi ya maji mpaka 5th floor kufika akaambiwa iwache tu hapo nje kwa mlango chali yangu yuko ndani ataichukua.

@captain obvious

Hehehe, hiyo haikuwa hekaya ya Abunuwasi @kush yule mnono?

Hehe … mujamaa naona umeanza u Maina Kageni sasa

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Ice_Cube

hiyo nimesaka nikakosa ni kama ilinipita siikumbuki. Yule anaijua ailete

Hio haikuwa hekaya ya @mr slices ?

[Ice_Cube]

@kush yule mnono

Hio haikuwa hekaya ya @mr slices ?

yeye si alinyanduana akapatikana na bwana akajificha chini ya bed?

[DeliciousShiko]

I buy most my groceries and fruits in super. , kwanza there is this new naivas ridgeways which is all groceries , They are great

Now just coz a girl sends you doesn’t mean there is a motive, sometimes she is just in need and you the closest person to where she lives .Finally she doesn’t feel you point blank period.So just remove your mind out of that unless you want to feel used.

[M-Pesa]

@Desoto

Yaa nakioroche, ebinto ninyore, oyo nomwana bwestate, akijipa nabo akondenda given my gal is a bit far.

:D:D:D Egase bono yaa

[M2Random]

@Mathaais

Hii imenikumbusha yule jamaa aliitwa na manzi akamueekee bulb akadhani ni slices anaitiwa. The chic was cooking chicken so jamaa kuingia akajua baaas, nalishwa kuku kabla kazi ianze. Kumaliza kuweka bulb jamaa kajiseti kwa sofa kungojea dish only to hear the chic akiitana ‘babe, food is ready’ and a short guy emerged from the bedroom… Waah!

:D:D:D

[M2Random]

@kush yule mnono

Ama ule alibebeana mtungi ya maji mpaka 5th floor kufika akaambiwa iwache tu hapo nje kwa mlango chali yangu yuko ndani ataichukua.

:D:D:D

[PicaFlor]

Vile wazee na vijana wamesema hapo juu, she ain’t into you, you’re just convenient for this moment. Enda ukijua the probability of getting em slices is 20% that way you won’t be disappointed. The upside, all the assumptions being bandied around here are wrong and you’ll wake up happy with puthy residue just on the base of ya D [SIZE=1]if you wear the sheath.[/SIZE]

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

The only fruits I know one can eat when they have ulcers are pretty few. Avocados, pawpaws, and bananas, which are widely available in any kiosk.

Unacheswo kiyana. From an old fox.

[Mwa]

Tuma mtu wa boda boda, then ungojee response.