the last time i was in nairobi, i decided to sample eastleigh lanyes after several stories here. kwanza watu walikuwa wanachocha vile those somali lanyes know how to give pussy. fast forward to eastleigh and i picked a lanye in a buibui knowing she is a somali, shock on me to find that she was not. lanye alitoa nguo nikaona ni malaya tu ya kawaida infact she was a kikuyu because of the accent. needless to say nilikula tu. another day i munched another lanye nikiamini ni walalo only to find she was a kamba. i was disappointed big time, asking her why she wears bui bui yet she isnt a somali and she told me that she does it to attract customers. most non somali have this fantasy of wanting to fuck a somali woman so she wears a bui bui to attract that. she confessed that all her colleagues are not somali they just wear the bui bui to attract customers, she also told me that her biggest customers are somali men. those guys have a fetish of wanting to fuck normal women, of course they know those lanyes are not somali so they go there also to satisfy their fantasies.
she hooked me up with a real somali lanye, but the lanye was asking for 2k per shot. siezi lipa pesa kama hiyo, with 2k unakula lanye 13 paying each 150.
also recently i met an eldoret lanye on tagged who told me she was a somali and a muslim and told me she would charge me 1500 for 2shots but iyo si bei ya maana bana.
Somali lanyes kuwapata ni ngumu kidogo and they’re extremely careful. If their men find out what they’re doing they can be killed very quickly.
Finally umeadmit wewe ni mac muga, sasa ulikuwa unakataa ya nini, you’re an adult no one will beat you. Na uwache kukula lanye wamechapa bana!
kweli kabisa, the kamba lanye told me point blank huezi pata lanye walalo eastleigh. hao wote wamevaa bui bui si walalo ni wakenya tu wa kawaida.
Dude what’s this obsession you have with prostitutes?
Huezi katia dem wa kawaida umkule?
Do you have to sleep with filthy prostitutes to satsify your sexual innuendos?
Hehe true… Coz naona Telegram anapromote his Eastleigh escapades mafala walipe lakini kwa teaser yenye ameeka poko amechapa kama nonsense
Mark Muga hakuna lanye walalo Eastleigh. Their religious leaders will order them be killed. If you want those, they hunt without buibui on tagged.
Kuna mwenye alikua VIP ikianza. Petite in her early 20s and was always in a bui bui. I kept wondering how a man would be enticed by a woman who has covered all her body with a bui bui ata huoni flesh
for the last time, i am not mark muga!
Ata SJ Kuna waria alikua anakuja mara moja oja for a few hours. Na alikua expensive
So somali men want to fuck normal women 
non somali women
Some Somali men go to normal strip clubs. I have seen some pale Liddos.
Huyo Malaya ni fala sana. Anacharge from 1500
Hata Mimi nimetafuta lanye msomali nimekosa
Tony Ferguson tulia
ilibidi, singeacha pesa yangu iende ivo na nilikuwa na dryspell ile mbaya. lanye pia alikuwa na mwili poa.
Anaitwa Zainab. Mifupa tupu. Bado ako tao
So hawa Somali lanyes wanapatikana wapi?